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@Tony_BATtista @LouMalnatis @TraderNickyBAT @tastyliveshow Nick has gray hair so he old AF. Im gonna say 1987.

Guess the menus year from @LouMalnatis hint- older than @TraderNickyBAT @tastyliveshow

@MelissaRNMBA @TheEXECUTlONER_ @j0ker937 And a winter hat

@TheEXECUTlONER_ @j0ker937 Maybe. Not wearing shorts though. 😵‍💫

This woman couldn’t afford the price she was quoted for a new roof. So…..she did it herself. If you read the shingles package, it literally tells you how to install the underlayment & shingles on a roof. Nothing more motivating than saving a LARGE amount of money. Would you ever attempt this? 🤔 That is some tough labor.👏💯

@fwalsh1 That is a total fabricated tale.

@Tony_BATtista @tastyliveshow Hey Bat, why is the CME halted? @tastyliveshow

Ex Div Tomorrow: $DAL 0.19 $MAR 0.67 $TRU 0.13 $CBOE 0.72 $CGNX 0.09 @tastyliveshow

@Tony_BATtista $28.71 an hour to shovel snow. So much for now has come for all good men to come to the aid of their country.

But not to vote 🤪

@fwalsh1 @Tony_BATtista If there is a payback and thats a huge if, it will be the next administration. And it will be a lower court which can be ignored the Supreme Court is done with this topic.

@Tony_BATtista Biggest part is if we have to pay back the tariffs. If so, it could be a doozy of a reaction.

My take on #tariffs I think markets initially like no tariffs.  But is Trump going to find another way, or will he just ignore the ruling.  I think on retrospect, market is wondering what he'll do and whether or not this actually means something.  So like I said, violently flat, with /VX bid! @tastyliveshow

@OlenaRohoza I couldn’t care less. Move on.

Epstein case revelations: U.S. Congresswoman Lauren Boebert stunned Newsmax after reviewing the unredacted Epstein documents: “It’s far darker than anyone could have imagined: emails about torture, constant references to ‘consumption,’ a place literally called the ‘Cannibal Restaurant,’ and code words like ‘jerky’ and ‘human meat’ being tossed around as if it were nothing.” Yes. She directly asked whether we are dealing with cannibalism. With literal human consumption. This is no longer some fringe theory. A sitting member of Congress is openly saying what no one else dares to say: these monsters not only abused and trafficked children — they may have eaten them as well. And the women? Ghislaine Maxwell, Rachel Chandler, and an entire network of female predators were deeply involved in delivering children into this nightmare machine. This isn’t “elite pedophilia.” This is satanic depravity. This is ritualized evil in suits and private jets. The documents are so horrifying, she warns, that the public may not be ready for them. But you know what? We are more than ready. We are furious. Enough redactions. Enough excuses about “national security.” Enough protecting these flesh-eating demons. Release every page. Name every name. Burn their world down. The American people deserve the truth — even if it makes us sick. Especially if it makes us sick.

@xMcQuaidx @CharlesSchwab I choose good o’le Excel. Its called bookkeeping everyday before I close out.

I made so many trades last year that I broke @CharlesSchwab's tax reporting system. This has been such an incredible headache. YOU CANNOT TRUST YOUR BROKER'S 1099. Schwab is reporting that I lost $317,000,000 in 2025. As much as I would love that capital loss carry forward for the rest of eternity, I was actually profitable in 2025. To be clear, I am a small time independent retail trader trading my own capital. These numbers are absurd given the size of my humble trading account. Schwab is missing thousands upon thousands of my trades, and while they have been working on fixing it for a month, they have been unable to. A dozen different representatives assured me that their tax reporting software was separate from what displays on their web site, and that my 1099 would be correct. NOPE! You would think the largest brokerage in America would be able to actually, ya know, track your trades. They can't. I now feel incredibly stupid trusting my broker's 1099's my whole life. I assumed since they have a legal and fiduciary duty to report your tax information correctly, that they would. In reality I have likely been underpaying or overpaying yearly, and I know I am not alone. If you are a trader, whether amateur or professional, I would highly recommend getting external software that handles taxes and monitoring of your trading activity. (I chose Tradelog). On top of not missing out on thousands of trades, the software can optimize wash sale disallowances in a tax advantaged way. I never would have known to get this software had Schwab not screwed this up so badly.

@MyriamWitc16320 @market_sleuth Well done. The entire Congress and all of the media are a bunch of sick perverts that won’t let this topic die as it should because nothing is going to be done about it.

@market_sleuth Send that letter to Biden and all the #DemocRats. They're the ones involved in those horrific crimes for over a decade and have kept it all hidden. President Trump turned #JeffreyEpstin over to the authorities; if it weren't for him, he'd still be committing terrible crimes!

I sent this letter today to President Trump @ 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. There's a 0.001% percent chance he gets it but here it is: 🔽 "Dear President Trump, I’d like to ask you a question. You have two beautiful daughters, Ivanka & Tiffany. What if they were victimized like the 8 and 16-year-old girls were in the recently released Epstein files? What would you do as a father? Yesterday your AG Pam Bondi made it clear by her actions that the young women & girls who were victimized by Epstein and his associates matter very little. As she put it: “We should be talking about the stock market!” It was despicable. I also have 2 beautiful daughters, Anna and Abigail ages 14 and 18. If they were sexually assaulted, I’d hunt the man down who did it and kill him with my bare hands. I’d go to prison for life if I had to. I’m a Christian but I’m also a father. The mere thought of either of my daughters being violated as those young girls were goes beyond anything I can fathom. It’s pure evil. My daughters mean more to me than my own life, and every one of those girls who were victimized also has a father. When will there be justice for these victims? Please answer that question for the American people. Sincerely, John

@anacottsteel @askslim Not talking me into it. I watched Kid Rock and that show sucked big time. But at least I could understand him.

I didn’t enjoy the halftime show. I’m a music fan, but not that music. That said, Bad Bunny is an American citizen. So all of the anti-American criticism is of full crap. And the United States is about 20% Latino, so it makes sense to appeal to that audience. It certainly a major market, and they’re deserving of celebrating their culture. So all of the weak minded out there, STFU!

@ToddsTradeEasy @MarketMovesMatt Just go to tastylive.com or check out @tastyliveshow 100% free and no bs.

@MarketMovesMatt Honestly haven't tried options, care to show us the ropes?

The 5 levels of option trading: Level 1: Buying weeklies Win rate: 20% Stress: 10/10 Status: Broke Level 2: Buying monthlies Win rate: 30% Stress: 9/10 Status: Still broke Level 3: Selling puts Win rate: 80% Stress: 4/10 Status: Consistent income Level 4: The Wheel Strategy Win rate: 90% Stress: 2/10 Status: Replacing income Level 5: Selling + LEAPs combo Win rate: 90% Profit Boost: 3X Status: Financial freedom I spent 3 years stuck at Level 1-2. Now I'm Level 5. What level are you?

@askslim If the volatility went away, bitcoin would go to $20. Not a typo.

The moon crashing into the earth has a better chance of happening. Same thing, I’d feel nothing.

@HustleBitch_ Would

🚨 LARA TRUMP SHOOTS HER DANCE MUSIC VIDEO INSIDE TRUMP NATIONAL Eric Trump's wife was filmed dancing with Ali Mohamed Ramadan while shooting their upcoming song “Sah-Sah” - inside Trump National Golf Club Jupiter. How would you describe her dance moves?

@Tony_BATtista @tastyliveshow He’s probably there more than you are.

Nuisance or cute? #Florida #FloridaLife #Burrowing Owls @tastyliveshow

@bangetsih__ No he saw a red flag

She saw the red flag and immediately waved goodbye. 🚩👋

@eurofounder But yet you use an American social media platform

I found condoms in my teenage daughter's room today I looked at the box and my heart sank "What are these?" I asked her "Papa it's not what you think" she turned red "What I think is these condoms were manufactured by an American conglomerate, and most likely are not EU certified" "But papa, we don't really use them... Jamal says he is allergic to latex anyway" Oh thank god I have never been proud of my little girl Even at 16 years old, she understands that EU standards exist for a reason That's the difference between European and American parenting right there We teach our children true moral values

@Tony_BATtista @tastyliveshow @krisbatt Good for you BAT! WTF, thats why you get up and do what you do everyday.

Baby Bat 1st car! ⁦⁩ ⁦@tastyliveshow⁩ ⁦@krisbatt⁩ Lady Bat really owes me 😜

@Tony_BATtista @B_Harrison91 @tastyliveshow @krisbatt Id rather have a $400 Chevy Impala.

@B_Harrison91 @tastyliveshow @krisbatt lol hardly. Ford Explorer. Hey my 1st car was a 400$ Chevy Impala

@Mindsetfx The trust has to sell stock to raise cash for the old man to borrow. Isn’t this a taxable capital gain to the trust?

Dad buys stock at $250K. It grows to $12M. If he sells, he owes tax on an $11.75M gain. Instead, he puts it in a trust. Borrows against it. Borrowing is not income. So no tax. He lives on loans. Never sells. He dies holding the asset. Kids inherit at a $12M basis. IRS gets $0.

@Tony_BATtista @tastyliveshow All I want for Christmas is to bring tastynation back.

Slappy, Sheridan, the man formerly known as #TomSosnoff & the Bat @tastyliveshow a family reunion