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There's a coffin for every nail. So you better get to building.

You guys will talk about the robbery but the real winner of this performance was Jean Silva. Both guys proved they're not the guy. #UFCLondon

To think either guy in this main event is a real contender makes you a terribly unserious MMA fan. #UFCLondon

Movsar moves forward like a guy trying to feed a baby fawn nuts & berries. And still Murphy will land shots and immediately moonwalk back along the fence. He fights too defensive to be a real threat. Especially while having zero knockout power in his hands. #UFCLondon

Michael Venom Page bouncing around all fast in one place for 15 mins #UFCLondon #ParamountPlus

UFC has to cut MVP. Take whatever this is around the world if you want but we're good over here. #UFCLondon

No more Polk High 4 touchdowns in a single game... High school's over and you're washed Twitter

Saying nothing when there is nothing to say feels so good

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ABSOLUTE CHILLS THANK YOU MASON JONES. THANK YOU ALEX SOLA. A CLASSIC 🗣🗣🗣 #UFCLondon #UFCParamount

This was a very telling game for the Knicks. 17 turnovers. Scuffles/techs. All the calls you could ask for.. and barely squeak by a team of rookies and G-leaguers down 3 starters. Shoutout @joshminott on a career night though! You were incredible

@Fullcourtpass @SnapshotKyle Bane has the best comedic bit in basketball lol

Desmond Bane threw the ball at Kon Knueppel who fell out of bounds instead of just grabbing it 😭 (h/t @SnapshotKyle)

The ravens in your neighborhood after you make your offering:

@ChampRDS His only claim to a big deal was when the Jones fight was in the works. Since then he's stalled an already miserable HW division to nurse his eye and it'll be another 2 years before he gives the ufc the remaining 3 fights he owes them. Not much leverage to rework the deal.

Eddie Hearn says Tom Aspinall's UFC contract is "a f*cking disgrace" 😬 "I cannot believe the money he's on... By the time you've paid your tax and paid your team, there's no f*cking point in even fighting." (via @ProBoxingFans)

@aixanyo @mma_orbit Murphy has 0 wins vs the top 14 of the division... while Silva at least has wins over far better competition. Allen, Mitchell, Dober, Jourdain, Vallejos. We don't need to see another guy who fights nobodies get a shot. We already saw that with Lopes.

@mma_orbit Literally what has jean done to get a title shot lmao he beat allen coming off a 2 year layoff and he should fight for the belt next? He needs to go and beat Yair or or the loser of this.

Lerone Murphy is not expecting Jean Silva to jump the queue to fight Alexander Volkanovski next. ❌ The Englishman remains adamant the #UFCLondon main event will crown the next title contender. 👀👑

A red-winged blackbird flew into my hand today and wouldn't leave. Suck my dick.

@Fight_Talk_ @ChampRDS But that was the only notable W of Lopes career and that got him 2 title fights. Murphy doesn't have a single W vs anyone in the top 10. Evloev last two fights are 15 and 26 months ago... so nice resume but can't be relied upon. Neither genuinely deserve a title fight.

@ChampRDS Very undeserving if true, he was just KOd two fights ago and both of these guys in the main event Saturday are undefeated in the ufc. Silva has plenty of time for a shot but riding Arnold Allen like a surfboard doesn’t warrant a title shot lol

🚨 Jean Silva says he’s flying to London to watch Movsar Evloev vs Lerone Murphy and will sign a contract to fight Alexander Volkanovski afterward 👀 “We’re heading out on this trip, invited by Hunter and Dana, to watch the fight between Evloev and Murphy up close. And to sign the contract for the belt. It’s going to be the biggest promotion people have ever seen in history when that contract for the belt gets signed, because I’m going to sell this fight. After that boring fight [Evloev vs. Murphy], I’m going to go up there and hand both of them their termination.” (via @Jeansilvamma96)

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@NoPMO4L @VanFromNY You're thinking he's reaching for his inhaler and he gets on that 🐫 one last time 😅🔥

@VanFromNY I pissed myself when he started smoking after he killed sally. He was in the middle of a coughing fit and everything

Tony sending Bobby Bacala’s Dad on a drill at 80+ is still funny lmao

@VanFromNY And it was lowkey what old man Bacala wanted lol he went out on his terms and we all loved seeing it

my boss when I call in sick for the first time in 4 years