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@Sookie_wookie_ @hy_wemmy I’d usually just wreck her back door

@hy_wemmy Jesus simple hun, pull plumps.

Wife is on her period and husband is h0rny. What do you do as a husband?

school would be way better if all female teachers were naked and hot and let you have sex with them whenever you wanted

@DaMidgetZimbo @HulksterDerryx Jesus some back door on thon

Kate Abdo 😳😳😳

@fwdaniels J, Left foot, truth.

coldest names in human history ?

@BigSakk72 🤣🤣 who’s that morherfucker.

What do we think ?

@Sookie_wookie_ Welcome home king

Surprise surprise mothafuckers, the king is back 👑 🐐

@HulksterDerryx Who’s that ?

@LeftFoot12062 Conor glass?

Teams/ sporting stars I support through thick and thin❤️: ⚽️- Chelsea 🏀- Miami Heat 🏈- Detroit Lions 🤼- Big Obafembi 🏌🏿‍♂️- Scottie sheffler

@dembouz Come to Chelsea Ousmane 💙💙

@sunlove I don’t get it

@KingJames Goat🐐

Tell me the game didn’t just cut off?!!? Am I trippin?? WTH 🤦🏾‍♂️

@mark_slapinski @mark_slapinski a well known racist, sexist and homophobic man, calling someone else a racist. Idiot.

I almost forgot to say! Charlie Kirk was a piece of shit, his wife is a ho, and the world is a better place without him.

@PaulGallantNUFC @LFC Shame on you

@LFC Couldn’t even score at home with over £200m worth of strikers starting?🤩🤩🤩 Thanks again for the £130m🥵🥵🥵 Hope Ekitike is alright😘😘😘

We exit the Champions League. #UCL

@Markcee_Cfr @JurrienTimber @OkerindeMalik always been a motherfucking clown. Took a read through your tweets and my word. Some motherfuckers needa learn to keep there mouths shut

@JurrienTimber @OkerindeMalik Quote this thing on the pitch 🤣🤣🫵

John 15:16

You can beat the wife, you can beat the kids, but by fuck you can’t beat the long stretch in the evenings. #clocksgoforward #weather #worldcup

@ChelseaFC Hard work beats talent when talent works hard

Back to work.

@ChelseaFC Thanks👍

📆 Confirmation of our kick-off time at Anfield next month. ⤵️

@ChelseaFC This is why I love my club ! What a player

Dario Essugo speaks about his childhood and path to Stamford Bridge. 📰

@beyoumf Sarns

Explain your 2026 so far in one word