Leone

"@SpeakComedy: Is it wrong to tell knock knock jokes to a homeless person?"

My mouth automatically says "SHIT" when something bad happens.

"@lnsaneTweets: My life is a bunch of "It seemed like a good idea at the time" moments"

Seeing your ex with their new partner and noticing they have down-graded.

"@LifeFacts: Dear Best Friends, I just wanna say thank you for being awesome, for always being there and for always making me feel happy."