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@ElijahSchaffer Fatty on the left because I’m not a homo

You can only pick one Which do you choose and why?

this is how it feels to take a shot of malort

@JadeAtrophis I live in the ghetto of Seattle and having seen multiple shootings out my window and even a pregnant hooker getting beaten and raped. These people are straight delusional.

On the contrary, I don't think they could have picked better subjects to interview

"I hate going to sleep at night because I can't wait to wake up and live, Im so wired I wake up at 3:30 every morning and I don't need coffee because Im so wired" - Steve Irwin

who needs a plasma cutter when you can just wire 100 car batteries together?

Bro...

@Bornakang Buying all these kitchen gadgets and not even getting a cohesive style down is the real waste

@AddyMuncher Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Need a bite

@I_am_renault Just never punish us with fit girl Friday instead bro

A helicopter from USS America dropping off heavily greased pigs on USS John F. Kennedy as a prank in the Mediterranean in 1986

This except it’s everywhere.

Next to the US Forest Service Artilleryman, the US Fish and Wildlife Airboat Flamethrower looks like the next best time outdoors.