🌜 Basil 🌛

@hyosnote Hagel’s best friend

Hidden gem at the thrift? 👀 Anybody know who this is?

@shtaffer @ella__j24 Too many points. Basketball boys are greedy. Too many inches tall, too many points, too much stuff going on at once.

@ella__j24 basketball is way more interesting because you can actually see the ball and way more happens! highly recommend

Hockey is like. The only game for you if you have a shit attention span. You can literally never go back nothing moves like puck

Me in my room tn:

we’re all counting on you, canes.

@sharktankhab Literally said that to my friend. The one guy fell a full 2 seconds later rolling in agony. Crosby could teach them a thing or two.

I thought diving in hockey was bad, these soccer players be falling and rolling around on the damn ground like they’ve been shot

Things cat owners of multiple cats do: Ask 1 cat where the other cat is

@femiiiszn Yep. I often have to actually google the meaning of the word to make sure that it’s right. 90% of the time I’m using it correctly, but that 10% of the time makes me a little more anxious then I should be.

the weird thing about reading so much as a child and gaining a huge vocabulary from that is i can't define a lot of the words i use, i just know that they would fit correctly in a specific sentence. does anyone else experience that?

@Veronicatrash13 @lomlacd Or, all people work in moral greys. Their actions are based in prejudice. The usual answer to that is conversation, acceptance, and reconciliation. IMO, Hayden was shitty and should be called out, but so was JJ. That doesn’t mean they’re abandoned as friends.

My Dinner with Hayden is canon and included now in physical copies of Heated Rivalry, so yes Hayden is a biphobic dud who puts hands in Ilya in Shane’s own house but it's JJ y'all want to frame as the villain in fics. How dat work????

@bokutosayswhaat It’s my carb meal book. There are books that fulfill me and there are books simply for fun. This series is one of my carb meals.

Guys im gonna be so honest with you this book isn't good

@wintersdances @oldmanyaois That’s why I like the intersex omega better. WITHOUT BALLS GDI because those would be ovaries. But keep the cock there I think it’s funny.

@RosettaStone2D @Skeletondance0o Babes, he can be muscular and fat. It’s ok. Fat people can also have muscle.

Technically he isn't overweight, he's a baker, thats all muscle. Back then being a baker was extreme work. Everything was done not by hand but whole body. Anastasia has found herself a nice solid husband. They will have a lovely life together. Plus a lot of people will want to go to the bakery of the sister of the future queen so they will likely be able to hire more staff and make a good living.

The Baker was one of the first times I had ever seen a plus size man treated as an attractive love interest. He was instantly one of my childhood crushes and I wish we had more characters like him.

Yo why is torts so fucking orange tonight

@cherryist_ I’ll try it at least. I have 300 books to get through on my shelves th o so we shall see LOL

@LittleBabyBasil oop well! give it a chance! i only made it 13 pages in and it started off with using the term girl boss twice in the first two pages and it just got worse from there lmao

another book immediately dnfed in the quirk chungus writing style epidemic

@cherryist_ Oh no I have a special of that one 🫨

@LittleBabyBasil the last bookshop on earth

@blairewilsonprj @spoiledflor That you know of. Hate to say it, but this is a sport full of rich men. You can’t spit without hitting an SA-er in the 700+ of em.

Yeah, but mine doesn’t have rapists so there’s that. #VegasGoldenKnights

@ellorysmith At night, one flashes and I like to think she’s got a light up nipple ring and that’s her party tits.

Nuclear boobs

@Dexerto This is a metamorphosis of the genre, truly.

A pest control company has released a free dating sim where you romance anime bug boys, voiced by Attack on Titan's Eren Yeager Every relationship ends with you using bug spray to kill your insect boyfriend

@puppyboy_attie @dxckiiii Cause it’s bot bait.

@dxckiiii I don’t understand how any of you are making it in the world if you’re truly believing what this tweet says cause genuinely nun of it is true

BREAKING: Chappell Roan TRIPS and FALLS from the ceiling, dropping DOZENS of BROKEN GLASS cups and TEQUILA into an audience of mainly children during her opening act of the Eternal Sunshine tour Oakland. Hundreds Injured. #EternalSunshineTour