Mister Buttcheeks

I will brutally kill myself if you don’t bring the Batman Calzony back @littlecaesars . You have one week.

Do you think Clarence knows the butch one is a woman?

Had someone tell me I fell off. Ohhh I needed that.

My life is like porn but without the sex.

I could fucking maul you @NickAntonyan.

@PenisTickler46 @slabungus

@slabungus Even mutuals with some.

we live on the same earth as people jacking off to minecraft jenny mod

@LongButtcheeks You're an icon. A trendsetter. Someone I look up to.

Getting French onion soup on the first date to establish that I’m fat and nasty.

Finally have the chance put on my birthday suit!

Shaking ass in my room rn, it smells so bad😭😭😭😛

been getting into eating fast food while driving and wiping my greasy ass nasty ass hand on the passenger’s seat instead of a napkin while my elbow accidentally knocks my fucking soda and it spills everywhere in the fucking cabin of my car lately

Me and trans girls got a lot in common the way we both keep it tucked.

@purr_sona @SuperStalkerGO

@SuperStalkerGO @LongButtcheeks Bro he kills puppies

Hey @LongButtcheeks nobody likes you bro

@purr_sona Please don’t…

Don’t forget to unfollow Long Buttcheeks

Little Update: I couldn't decide so I took them all home! Here they are! Joshua, Juan Carlos, and Carmichael!

watching guga foods in vc

Anyone else eating poop cucumbers with they buttcheeks? 👀

An ai generated picture… :/ Can somebody please recreate this by torturing a little monkey until it strikes this pose when prompted?

@NutVidsCrying Carmichael.

@qrossaunt Selfies?

I want a professional camera so I can take photos of primates and other animals