lord

Only until 6 months ago did I come to find out dirty soda means something different in Mormon land bc I saw one of those annoying GRWM Mormon mom vids and she was like “time for my treat! A dirty soda for the ride home” and I was like ain’t no way this bitch is drinking lean

The Phoenix Suns haven’t got it past the 1st Round since then.

Vick better make sure Lamar Gatorade got ice in it man stop playing

Gen Z might be the only generation that needs a degree, a portfolio, 3 internships, and a side hustle just to get ghosted by jobs paying $17/hr

Friends. Having actual friends. Not familiar acquaintances or online mutuals. Real Friends. One of the best hacks for a fulfilling life.

well those weren’t staged

They fired Mike Malone for a pussy I’m crying

60M’s per year, no expectations and AZ weather you’d have to kidnap me before I left

Sure, the Suns are in a playoff game right now, and the DBacks are playing in Mexico City in a couple hours, but the REAL big time Arizona sporting event today is Dollar Beer Night at @PHXRisingFC. Unsponsored and unsolicited shout, as usual. I just respect the $1 cans of Modelo.

MIC CHECK

This is that shit you can not teach!

Verizon be robbin’ me blind and I still don’t ever get service

niggas do all that hating & get around you & be like what's up bruh 😂😂

Everybody thinks LA is about the weather. When it’s actually about the Mexicans.

Jeff Teague in the top five funniest motherfuckers alive

Hi please don’t vape around my baby. We’re raising him exclusively on Marlboro reds.

on the cot I never knew my life would turn this great

booked the nyc flight coming back from la

Whoa.... Devin Booker just WENT OFF on the NBA refs right now in the post game press conference: "It's definitely something that has to be looked at. I heard (Alex) Caruso tell them to call the tech and he ended up doing it. In my 11 years, I haven't called a ref out by name, but James (Williams) was terrible tonight, through and through. It's bad for the sport, bad for the integrity of the sport. People are going to start viewing this as the WWE if they're not held responsible." "I know I haven't won a championship in this league but I have been in it for 11 years now, so to get to this point to be treated like that, for me to even be saying something out loud, it's bad. It's my first time in 11 years but it's needed. Whatever, I get fined for it, everybody can pull the clips and see where the frustration comes from."

Bringing one of these to the bar to count how many beers I’ve had. #cbtm