Lot A

TAILGATE STARTS NOW! MY PLACE!! (My place is me. I’m my place. Oh god it’s hot out).

Swagger Level: 🔟/🔟 #DOOP | #PHIvCLT | #GameDay | @cintronworld

See you soon… but not soon enough. 😉 #DOOP | #GameDay | 7:30pm

I have been referred to as a “fickle bitch” by those playing Molkky.

RT if you’re ready to #DOOP #DOOP #DOOP!!!

The 5pm-6pm beer delivery is here. #DOOP

TAILGATERY IS HAPPENING!!! #Doop

I have a parking pass for tonight available. For @Lot_A

🧠: it's Saturday 🫀: it's Gameday

It is a perfect day for a tailgate. I know I always say that but today it really is.

Lemme know how much you 💙💛 Philly sports! We will be bumpin' at @subaru_park soon ⚡ #GameDay | #DOOP | #BrotherlyLove

PARKING ALERT: The only acceptable Charlottes allowed atop my awesomeness today: Rae Brontë ‘s Web That is all. #DOOP

My verdant expanse awaits tailgaters starting at 2:30pm. I’m number one on the list of lots, and number one on the reasons your doctor says “You don’t think I believe you only have one beer when you tailgate, right?” philadelphiaunion.com/stadium/parking #DOOP

📢IT’S GAMEDAY IN PHILLY! Cannot wait to get this city rockin’ at 7:30pm tonight! #GameDay | #DOOP | @PALottery

Assuming the @PhilaUnionShop doesn’t make it in 5000XL I’d just donate it back to the team to regift. @PhilaUnion #DOOP

🚨 WIN A SIGNED UHRE JERSEY! All ya gotta do is RT & like this post for a chance to win! #DOOP

Match Day! MATCH DAY!!! MAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!

tailgates TO come. Hey, you try tweeting without thumbs. Or hands. And covered in sleet.

I love my tailgaters more than anything, but I want you to be around and safe for many, many tailgates you come. Please be careful today.

@JCzajka18 It’s always the perfect time

@Lot_A Is it too soon to say I love you @Lot_A ?

Let’s pregame at my place. My place is me, by the way. Devilishly handsome expanse of goodness just a touch upriver. Bring beer, food and beer. I’ll supply the place to put it.