⭐️Michelle My Baby!🏀

American Giant Goddess | MICHELLE MY BABY! ⭐️“GOGOGOGO!!”🏀 #PARODYTWT #UMATTER #UMATWT

Should I do a QnA?

@ForeverYanko Been itching…but I get phantom pains.

@MMB_TOP1 Do they hurt?

my balls itch

@Dokta66035099 AAAAAAAAAAAAA

@MMB_TOP1 *dragon kick your balls* ATTAAOOOOOOOO-

@TheMejiroArdan Such inspiring words, Ardan.. It’s in the middle of the afternoon! But that’s fine hahaha!!

@MMB_TOP1 "but to grind you need energy.. You need to sleep to perform well during training and races.. You could..'grind'..all days and nights but tired you won't achieve anything.. You need to rest.."

GOOOOOD MORNING UMATTER!!! *Struggling to keep awake and is bound to pass out asleep again*

@symbolisirius15 You’re not getting out of this one, weirdo..

My balls are gone, some weird woman with Satan’s ass breath is blasting my notifs.. What’s even going on anymore.

@YourUmaOfficer THE FUCK

@MMB_TOP1 You’re in the right place, trust me. Unfortunately, that right place is about as calm as… what’s it called… downtown Compton?

I’m outta there! Did I really just witness someone get blasted holy shit.

@WH1TEL1GHT1NG I want you

@MMB_TOP1 Do NOT throw any of those balls at my face, you sicko! Jeez... I swear outside Umas are sometimes weirder than the academy umas!

@YourUmaOfficer Now where the hell did I actually end up…

@MMB_TOP1 Surprisingly, that’s one of the lighter occurrences around here. You’ll get used to it, but I recommend you keep a concealed stab vest on, or ballistic protection if you feel the need.

@thek1ngofeurope I forgot Im so sorry

@MMB_TOP1 May I inquire as to the meaning of this..?

I regret to inform you all that I have, quite unceremoniously, fallen off the bed. It was neither graceful nor dignified; and I daresay the floor and I have now formed an acquaintance I had no intention of making.

@WH1TEL1GHT1NG basketballs all in your face

@MMB_TOP1 How can.... basketball balls... itch? Are the alive?

@rudolfsjokes //the way he said it was pretty fire, though 😭😭😭

@MMB_TOP1 // offtopic but when i first watched cingray i giggled when the reporter guy (i lowkirkenuinely forgot his name) first said "michelle my baby" in his japan accent

//check the other qrt on this post to find my main account if you haven’t yet! Your support will mean alot and it’d be better to wait for full pieces that WILL appear in this account soon for future use 💜

@WH1TEL1GHT1NG IF SHE WAS EHH I dunno

@MMB_TOP1 As far as my knowledge goes, Ogurin ain't related to ya?

Got a text from a family member and she wants more candy when I visit again… Well, I can’t say no to her!

@WH1TEL1GHT1NG HEYYYY TIMTAM! There’s alotta you eversince I got here actually…

@MMB_TOP1 "YO! Pleasure to see you again around here, American! Hope life treating ya' well, also I hope Ogurin ain't giving ya too much trouble, you know how she is"

WHAT’S UPPPPP UMATTERRRR?!?! That’s right I’m FINALLY HERE!! The one and only Michelle My Baby ✌️✌️ I’ve been bugged on for wayyyy too long to make an account but today’s the day! Hope you guys listen in on my rambles and whatevs!!! Out for now, Umatter! #LETSDOTHIS #uhhhhhh

@shiraokivessel Shush

@MMB_TOP1 who stole your balls

@TomatoCrocs Someone’s going to hell

@YourUmaOfficer @symbolisirius15 @7CR0WNED Raise the price a little higher, ma’am!

@symbolisirius15 @7CR0WNED @MMB_TOP1 … That’ll be $55,000.

Hey folks! Before you do something like this, please brush your DAMN TEETH AND MAKE SURE TO CHUG DOWN A TON AND I MEAN A TON OF MOUTHWASH! Michelle, out!

@symbolisirius15 @7CR0WNED @YourUmaOfficer LMFAAAAAOOOOOOOO

@7CR0WNED @YourUmaOfficer @MMB_TOP1 Aghhh... f-feno... hopital

@rudolfsjokes OKAY IM CONFUSED. THERES TWO OF YOU AND ONE OF THEM IS FIGHTING THE OTHER WHILE YOU’RE JUST GAY. Okay, Prez….

@MMB_TOP1 I'd know, her breath is very refreshing.. Hah.. Mint.. I like tasting those lips.