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@Maaaaartz

Sometimes you have to be a lion, so you can be the lamb you really are

maynila 가입일 Şubat 2009
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Why would you ever wana clip those ears?
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LakeShowYo
LakeShowYo@LakeShowYo·
injured players when they see Lakers on the schedule
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I think the biggest difference between having a kid and not having a kid is how time feels. Before having a kid, time felt infinite but after having a kid, everything feels so finite
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clubheartbreak@clubheartbreak·
Will Ferrell and Ana Gasteyer as Marty Culp and Bobbi Mohan-Culp performing "Not Like Us" on #SNL50
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Broooo lakers about to be a 5th seed just so they can play denver as the 4th seed in the first round 🙄
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Doing everything you can and a deal not going your way you can kinda live with, it’s the ones where you know you could’ve done better that sting like a mug.
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Having a baby is craaaazy dude.
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NBA Fantasy Bible
NBA Fantasy Bible@NBAFantasyBible·
Every time I see a Tweet from Shams announcing that ANOTHER guy on my fantasy team is injured #FantasyBasketball
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W.E.B. DaBoi
W.E.B. DaBoi@Tyre_94·
The Trump administration interviewing cabinet appointees
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When I saw Jon Stewart signed up to do another season of the daily show, I knew Kamala Harris was losing. Bittersweet.
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This mf even won the popular vote
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Hank Azaria
Hank Azaria@HankAzaria·
Chief Wiggum, Springfield PD, here… they’re doing WHAT?
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Going for a walk is underrated
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Whenever I do hip mobility exercises, I feel like a baddy
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Daamn RIP Omar (I’m watching the wire)
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My brain in church… I do like the part where you wish each other peace though.
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Is Terrence Howard the Tom Delonge of Math?
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Dubzy
Dubzy@DubzyOnceAgain·
My girlfriend listening to me work on my Creed songs in the shower before we head out for karaoke
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NBA History
NBA History@NBAHistory·
On this day in 2004… Tim Duncan hits a go-ahead jumper with just 0.4 seconds remaining. Derek Fisher comes right back with a high-arcing fadeaway winner! WHAT AN ENDING. 🤯
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