Lil Dicky Johnson

Balloons on my page 🥳🎂🎈

this is how you get me STARTED

I officially think lil booties hit way better than fat ones , argue w ya mammy🤷🏾‍♂️ lil shit be top tier .

Serious question: can Tops be size queens? Cause I 🫢

niggas with pretty holes >>

I been dropping off dick all weekend

Adulthood is realizing that some of your family members are not good people… as a kid, you thought they were perfect. As an adult you see: the gossip, the manipulation, the cruelty, the judgement.. and that Truth doesn’t disappear just because you share blood. Half your family members are people you’d NEVER befriend if you met them today. & that’s crazy asf but it’s also freeing. You don’t owe toxic people your time just because you share DNA.

the purpose is always bigger than the circumstance 💯

Another thing about communication, I feel like we live in a society where the communicator will always be the villain, no matter what. If you speak up, you’re annoying. When you stop giving them your time and attention, apparently you’re the one moving weird

i’m freaked out but i’m picky who i’m freaked out with

Being a bully as an adult is top tier loser behavior.

I can’t deal w ppl who are extremely conflict avoidant. There’s a difference between maintaining your peace and being a coward

The urge to lay up, cook together, watch shows, then it turns into a marriage

Nigga ate my toes up! Think I’m in love 🫪

I’m big on reciprocation: you reach out, i reach out. you’re distant, I’m distant. you check on me, i check on you. you’re inconsistent, I’m inconsistent.

I be horny but I don’t have the mental capacity to deal with random hookups

Everything I like is either a 1,000 calories or a $1,000 or a 1,000 miles away 🫩

I like being the way I am, a little distant from everyone, direct when necessary, with a serious face, I don't talk to just anyone, nor do I try to fit in where I don't want to be, and the truth is I am calm and at peace like this

Inconsistency, bad communication, and lying will get you cut off 🙅🏾‍♂️

Don’t send me no booty pic without the hole showing. 😑

Friends. Having actual friends. Not familiar acquaintances or online mutuals. Real Friends. One of the best hacks for a fulfilling life.