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No amount of Postgres config can fix a slow disk. Benchmark results across several server + disk combinations for Pg 17 and Pg 18 (multiple configs). - Local disk (i7i NVMe) is unmatched. - io2 performs well, but if you know AWS, you know these are $$$$. - gp3 performs poorly by default. It can be adjusted to get more iops and throughput, but there are inherent latency and consistency downsides. Sometimes the solution is as simple as choosing better hardware.

Claude Code Exposed Hyvä Magento OSL issue.Initial commit proves Hyvä is a direct Magento fork — every file carried: Copyright © Magento. October 1, 2020, a single commit titled “Update theme name, copyrights” bulk-replaced every Magento copyright with © Wigman Interactive

PHPantom: A Fast PHP Language Server Built in Rust laravel-news.com/phpantom-a-fas… posted by @paulredmond

Intro to Marko is my best-performing YouTube video ever. It just passed up all of my other Magento release videos 😲 Maybe I'm onto something.

The PHP internals team has voted 38-4 to deprecate all OOP constructs in PHP 9.0. The reason: LLMs produce 34% fewer errors on procedural codebases. SOLID principles cause context overload in 78% of tested models. `__construct()` is the #1 source of LLM hallucinations in PHP. #laravel and #symfony are assessing the impact on their roadmaps. WordPress is already compatible. How are you preparing your codebase? #php #oop #ai #llm

Some cool @medusajs and @bloomdotchat highlights from March 8 new community integrations ↳ medusajs.com/blog/integrati… Improvement of Docs AI search and new layout ↳ docs.medusajs.com B2B skills & B2B starter in Bloom ↳ medusajs.com/blog/building-… Recreate your existing store in a few prompts ↳ medusajs.com/blog/recreate-… Two new B2C starters in Bloom ↳ medusajs.com/blog/announcin… Community news Nick Vogel on Bloom vs v0 for building ecommerce ↳ youtube.com/watch?v=sl6J2i… Raj Mahil review of Bloom ↳ youtube.com/watch?v=iuzb1L… Example of how to structure a Medusa project ↳ youtube.com/watch?v=nEp3zd… Rigby launching a new 30-day Medusa migration framwork ↳ canso.ai

I built M̶a̶g̶e̶n̶t̶o̶ ̶3̶ a brand new, truly modular PHP framework. It's called Marko. Learn more about it at shu.st/9Xu4hz

🐹 Go: Hedged Requests is a distributed systems pattern to fight tail latency. Learn latency per host with DDSketch, send a duplicate only when the original looks unusually slow, then cap extra traffic with a token-bucket budget. github.com/bhope/hedge #go #golang

@tailwindcss Luna is a storefront theme built around speed. This project is Tailwind take on Magento Luma: same Open Source foundation and child-of-Luma inheritance, no #Hyva no Alpine.js and no magento compliance issue OSL 3.0 with preservied magento copiryght on top of #Magento

Installing MeshOS on T-Display P4

Подробный разбор утечки Claude Code на русском языке, выложил вам на Хабре. habr.com/ru/companies/b…

🐹 Go: Immutable Go map Want to become a better developer? Read the source code. The map uses a binary fuse filter so lookup is 1 hash + 3 array reads + 2 XORs. The tradeoff: expensive construction, but tighter memory and simple hot-path. lemire.me/blog/2026/03/2… #go #golang

🚀 March at Magefan: new updates focused on smoother workflows, easier store management, and better day-to-day operations for Magento & Shopify merchants. See what’s new 👇 magefan.com/blog/news-and-… #magefan #magento #shopify #ecommerce

About to buy a Mac mini and set up self hosted runner locally to run all our CI

🐣 Easter gift for Magento merchants! 🎁 $20 in reward points added to every account Use it for extensions and renewals. New here? Sign up and get yours instantly. 👉 magefan.com/magento-2-exte… #magento #magefan

Claude code Skills for production-ready golang projects github.com/samber/cc-skil…

Tailwind Luma(Luna) GitHub: github.com/Genaker/Taillw…. It is a complete implementation of the default #Magento Luma theme using @Tailwind CSS. By ripping out the heavy LESS compilation and replacing it with a utility-first Tailwind and SCCS, it made the frontend lightning fast>>>

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“We use the wisdom of the crowd to constantly change the sort order on the page.” David Cost, EVP at Rainbow Apparel Co, on why they chose @uselayers_ to replace the merchandising tools they lost moving from Salesforce to @Shopify. DM if you need help w/ search & merchandising in your store.

@rajkbnp Why not just use Ai ?

🔹 Are you struggling with #Magento 2's declarative schema and finding it difficult to sort out? 🔹 Perhaps you have the raw CREATE SQL for a table but need help creating a Magento 2 compatible declarative schema? Well, the good news is that something exciting is in the works!