Michael Thomas

@cturnbull1968 Oh fuck off

If he can tax the second homes of millionaires, that are worth $5M or more, that means it’s only a matter of time before he goes after the second homes of average, hard working, everyday Americans that are barely making it. Diabolical.

@Acyn Ask what the AI prompt was. Not a doctor.

Reporter: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ? Trump: It wasn't a depiction. I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor. And had to do with red cross as a red cross worker, which we support and only the fake news could come up with that one.

@MAGAMAHACindy “We, the People” has entered the chat

You can’t be American and stand against the President.

Breaking: CNN claims 75% American want Donald Trump impeached, prosecuted, and imprisoned. What do you think about this?

@phelpssan @fireshoes Don’t pre modern players frown upon 2003 frames?

I disconnected from "modern" MTG since I dislike the direction the game has been going, so I've been focusing on alternate ways to play that suit me. So here's the project I finished today: A set of Premodern decks to play when friends drop by.

JUST IN: The U.S. Supreme Court has ruled against absolute immunity for Donald Trump in the Epstein case, allowing him to be legally subpoenaed. Raise your hand if you stand with the Court! 🖐️

@d00mwake Left, and it’s not close at all

Left or right: Moneyball black edition

BREAKING 🚨: 🇺🇸 Donald Trump is on the verge of becoming the worst President in American history.

@bayrakmedya Wind blowing two different directions

Japonya'da bir ilkokul öğretmeninin; sadece 1 dakikanız var diyerek mantık sınavında sorduğu 100 puanlık soru: "Resimdeki mantık hatasını bulunuz."

@stelzner_n1150 Donald Trump doesn’t know anything

Nothing will happen tonight because Trump knows it would cause a global recession and $200 oil. He isn't that stupid.

25TH AMENDMENT!!! Not a single bomb has dropped on America. We cannot kill an entire civilization. This is evil and madness.

@maleoj This is why we need Erode

3 cards Turn 3 kill in standard

@fascinatingonX Aren’t we actually coming out of an ice age?

BREAKING 🚨: Earth is tilting toward its next ice age in 10,000 years, new research reveals.

@nut_history Safe

Safe or out

@Colonel_Myway Please stop using AI

January 21, 2029, Mark Your Calender

@MaffiMTG @fanahovamtg I think the printing of this card is evidence that they believe in the two planeswalkers in the set.

@fanahovamtg Is It? Flipped Tamiyo and Ajani are no Joke, in Standard the only prominently played PW Is DSK Kaito, even if there are other decent ones. The downside Is real tho and Get Lost might Just keep being preferrable.

I have been saying that if they keep printing Modern level threats we Need Modern level answers... AND THEY HEARD ME. probably not as good as PtE but the tempo aspect Is essentially the same. Standard keeps becoming more and more like Modern with each passing set.

Dealer, one time

@GeneralMCNews No. No they aren’t.

BREAKING: Americans across the country are demanding Matt Gaetz be made the new Attorney General.

🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING: US citizens in Hawaii beat up an ICE agent for trying to arrest them illegally. They don’t play games on that island.

@ksorbs They’re on the weekend, idiot

Because we're at work.