Mallack

@madloverdeirdre Everything reminds me of him...

@JJPM_YT Oh that's grandtusk dragon or whatever

What's the name of this card? There is a correct answer

@tiremmedecasa Oh it's just a sign of things to come, don't worry about it

why is every tuesday just vaguely apocalyptic

@jabjabber_ Pioneer players: "hello? Is anyone there? Guys, this is not funny anymore"

vintage players: "i love vintage!" legacy players: "i love legacy!" edh players: "i love edh!" p̵i̵o̵ ̵p̵l̵a̵y̵e̵r̵s̵:̵ ̵"̵i̵ ̵l̵o̵v̵e̵ ̵p̵i̵o̵!̵"̵ modern players: "humanity exists to suffer and then to die. this next hour will be our 10th circle of hell. i'll be on the play."

@madloverdeirdre It's so lame... "Oh I'm crazy because the only thing I talk to is the machine that tells lies" get unreal and do acid or something, or go home

People are getting into psychosis via AI like did we really forget about drugs 🥀🥀🥀

@tiremmedecasa Well, there are the post game bonus pilots in the definitive edition, and also you can try to 100 percent the base pilots

you'd think after seeing them 21 times there'd be no more pilots left

You made atlantis and treasure planet and decided you want no more of that, you deserve nothing ever again

"I tell facts" Blows all AI assistants out of the water with that one, all else is just extra

@tiremmedecasa A combover can still save him for sure

pp you gotta do it man

@Plup_Club Maybe we hope that dan is your biggest fan and buffs maypul

To everyone who's complaining about my characters in rivals 2: Every platform fighter I've played that has patches have consistently nerfed the characters I play so don't worry, buds.

What is this supposed to be, some kind of an origami angel?

@tiremmedecasa This happens in infinite jest

gonna start playing in tournaments with a revolver aimed at the back of my head, russian roulette style. every time i lose a stock i'll look at my opponent and say "you did this" as I pull the trigger

"I asked grok" "I asked chatgpt" well I improoved it and turns out I could have acted 2 frames earlier and lived

@BWheelerMTG Thank you for your service, here's for 60 more

@JPlumsIX @MilouSSBM No it's quite chilly, but you're probably confusing finland with greece, that being the greek flag after all

@Mallack_ @MilouSSBM idk my impression is that it’s quite temperate there?

take a wild guess which flag got cut off

@JPlumsIX @MilouSSBM Not cool...

@MilouSSBM my first impulse was Finland lol

@LarzTheMartyr Touching grass isn't enough, it's time to become grass

They put up a new sign up in Shrewsbury where this AI kid is just merging into grass

@Griffinn709 A real concretehead would have laughed, I'm sorry about your boss

Told my boss I was autistic about concrete and he looked at me funny

@Pedlarbepedling I've been playing so much of that recently, game's a lot of fun Always fun to get new people into it too

Acc knackered from learning all the rules and stuff for mtg but was a lot of fun :)

@Sparkmelee The worst part is that in a best of five, if you win one game the wall takes your racket away

sheik vs ics is like playing tennis with a brick wall. with your non-dominant hand. and if u successfully manage to get a rally of 30, the wall starts yapping about how wobbling was actually fine