The Real PeeWee Herman

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The Real PeeWee Herman

@MalleryColin

God gives his funniest tasks to his silliest clowns

가입일 Aralık 2018

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doomer@uncledoomer·1d

whoevers been convincing these women to let surgeons carve out their cheeks to turn then into bogdanoffs needs to be ground into a fine paste and fed to hogs

The Cinéprism@TheCineprism

Six-Year transformation of the euphoria girls.

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@magdalenacals Imagine you’re trying to sleep at 1 in the morning and your influencer wife has a giant fuck off light on pointed right at you

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𝓂𝒶𝑔𝒹𝒶@magdalenacals·1d

i find it really weird when women are resentful towards a man not helping with a breastfed baby during the night this can be solved by cosleeping and not hating your spouse

lαrα✨️@larayapmaaq

Kadın defalarca uyandı bebeğe baktı adam yan gelip yatıyor kafayı yerim mesela

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@qualitylearnc Oh come on red dead 2 isn’t that bad

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Quality Learing Center@qualitylearnc·9h

Looks great you can play terrible games and have an overweight Greta Thunberg as your frigid wife, where do I sign. Up

Cam 🎮 (@CamXPetra)@lastofcam

This is what being married with no kids looks like.

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@cocotresco The only time people really judge at the gym is if they see you doing it wrong

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YBG Don@cocotresco·1d

Doing the first one when the gym is packed has me feeling pathetic and degraded

LUIS@luisomor

The only two ab exercises you need to get a six pack btw

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@Meeperthe1 What’s this ranking? Lore? Gameplay?

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!The Meepers!@Meeperthe1·22h

My tier list of warhammer truth. (The Specific Chapters of marines are disqualified and i only ranked marines as a whole)

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@EndymionYT How quickly they’ll throw you under the bus

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Endymion@EndymionYT·10h

Sabrina Carpenter finding out that no matter how much you pander or are accepting, you'll never be woke enough for the mental asylum patients you cater to

Oli London@OliLondonTV

Singer Sabrina Carpenter gets ‘cancelled’ by thousands of her fans over her response to a fan making an Arabic tribal ululation sound during her Coachella performance.

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Happy Potato@BenisKen·1d

What an hilarious switch up given that it was the one thing sequel haters agreed on most: that Finn was robbed and should have been the real protagonist.

Joe Rogan Podcast News@joeroganhq

Star Wars actor John Boyega says the movie franchise's fans have an issue with a black person being in the lead role.

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@Patri0tTeaParty @0cPlights @whotfisjovana Me being historically illiterate to le own the euros

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PatriotTeaParty🇺🇸@Patri0tTeaParty·1d

@0cPlights @whotfisjovana We understand you have a 250 year old jealous grudge against us for destroying your tea and armies.

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The Notorious J.O.V.@whotfisjovana·2d

imagine thinking peasants could afford rotisserie chicken

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Take Testosterone@maxyourtest·1d

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Manlet King ☩@TheManlet_King·1d

Notice how the boomer blames the youth for not knowing and not himself for not teaching? Doesn't even offer help, just jumps straight to pushing off the responsibility then pivots to getting rid of Jason. This is the US economy btw.

Men's Humor@MensHumor

C’mon, Jason.

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@tairen Why would you possibly care

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tairen@tairen·2d

#AmIWrong #ThisBitchTrippin #WhyDontSheWantMeMan

tairen@tairen

nigga my ex gon text me saying her ex before me died?

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LiterallyMeCats@literallymecats·3d

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@HashionDiscord Just play the game omg

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Hashi@HashionDiscord·3d

people are already mapping out sight lines for the new deployment zones

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Shitpost 2049@shitpost_2049·4d

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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖@vers_laLune·4d

shawties be like damn I have all these intangible qualities, but even though I never talked to this man, he only sees my physical appearance. Why can he not read my mind?

cold 🥑 (Peoria IL 4/12-4/19)@coldhealing

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pnorm@paleonormie·4d

Men don’t ask for instructions first until they’ve been chewed out for “doing it wrong” the first dozen times He’s asking you to decide what dinner to make because you gave him a hard time over what he chose to make last time

BlackSword@Blacksword011

What men don’t understand about the mental load

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The Real PeeWee Herman@MalleryColin·4d

@TMZ Dude walks up to the wright brothers: “You can’t invent the plane yet, solve earths problems”

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