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@jayr1972 @AvonandsomerRob Try the M&S one. Far superior to Heinz and doesn’t taste of vinegar

@AvonandsomerRob Heinz ketchup. Tried. Boys won’t have it.

If you were trying to cut down your shopping bill by changing to supermarket brands, what's the one item you wouldn't be prepared to ditch for something cheaper....?

@AvonandsomerRob Anchor butter and my Dorset tea

@ianmiles Probably call keanu Reeves

You run into this dude at the gym, what do you do?

@ArabellaRober19 My son has trodden on his foot he’s a very nice man.

Henry Herbert, the 17th Earl of Pembroke

@Fern_Britton I have just brought both my teenage boys new phones. One is screaming at me because he can’t remember any of his passwords. Of course I should be able to know them because well your my mum

Absurdly pleased that I have managed to reconnect WiFi to a couple of devices ON MY OWN ..

@AvonandsomerRob Yeah soz Elon you won’t be having my passport details.

Will you continue to use this app if Musk goes ahead with compulsory ID? Users will be required to upload a selfie which matches a passport or driving licence in the near future....

@piersmorgan You seem to forget the Australians aren’t that keen on our royal family and probably won’t want to pay the colossal last minute security bill.

With respect, YRH, you should have got on a plane. Ridiculous that the Queen of Spain is attending the World Cup Final to support her nation’s team, and you won’t be there despite being President of the FA.

@AvonandsomerRob Mad orange C%*¥

What 3 words, best describe this man....?

@AvonandsomerRob No Can’t stand football.

Tomorrow, the "current thing" states you must watch every second of the Lionesses and equate the importance of the Women's World Cup Final with England vs Germany in 1966. Will you be watching....?

@lady_doi @Lionesses He’s now heir to the throne he can’t just nip over to Australia. The security arrangements would be insane

As FA President, I believe Prince William should have made the trip to Australia to support the @Lionesses in the World Cup Final. He could have publicly offset the trip’s carbon footprint. And why not bring Charlotte to demonstrate female participation and familial continuity?

So like a good mum I spent 6 hours in the car collecting a body kit for the shitbox. She failed her MOT yesterday but back home for some more work. But my 15 year old son is happier than a pig in 💩. #firstcar #micrak10 #japclassic #mumlife

@TMZ I think he just wants out of crazy town. The girl is not well at all. There’s only so much you can do for a person where they won’t help themselves

Britney Spears Prenup with Sam Asghari Leaves Him With Nothing tmz.me/iIpc6D3

@NoContextBrits Southsea still has one

Remember Wimpy?

@AvonandsomerRob They can’t afford one! They promised the NHS 350 quid. Haven’t had it have they or I would have had more than one diabetic review in 3 years, my liver wouldn’t be fucked from all the medication and my arthritis treatment would haven’t been sack off during covid

Is a second EU Referendum inevitable during the next parliamentary term... ?

@WeeBee333 I drive a 30 year old car what’s your point.

#MeghanMarkIeisaLiar So, here is a picture of #MeGain the liar...she is about 10 months oldin this picture. Behind her is a 1977 Peugeot 504 Turbo Diesel | Deadclutch Sooo my guess is she is actually 46 not 42. #MeghanMarkleEXPOSED

@NoContextBrits Tit twat

@AvonandsomerRob Is he dead?

You can name a new flavour of Walkers Crisps as a tribute to Gary Lineker...? Go...

@carolvorders Dopestick on Disney plus is too. Very good watch

Nanight 🤍 Ps if you have Netflix, I'd recommend you watch Painkiller....a dramatised true story about a pharma company in America....I had no idea....it's brilliantly told and utterly shocking...💔

@norajones388 @according2_taz @jomilleweb The only people who can confiscate your phone is the police.

@according2_taz @jomilleweb It’s a known fact that they have their bodyguards tell the public that no photos are allowed. Anyone caught taking photos will have their mobiles confiscated. Nothing is as it seems with her…all fake and posed.

How you can spot a genuine candid shot of Meghan 😂😂😂 this one is clearly taken by a member of the public, when she wasn’t expecting it! 😂 Careful what you wish for 📸

@Fern_Britton I can’t stand gravy. Everyone thinks I am weird . I can’t even deal with the smell of it.

Do you like thin gravy? Or gravy you can stand your spoon up in? I’m for the latter. Mind you I prefer extra condiment over actual food any time 😀😬