
Markus Roder
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Markus Roder
@MarkusvonRoder
Marketer, Consultant & Shitposter - auf Deutsch and in English. Surreale Memes, politische Kommentare, libertäre Takes & ganz viel Cringe mit Herz ♥️.
Deutschland, USA, Kroatien 가입일 Temmuz 2008
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@TRHLofficial Good to learn you are a Noooooticer as well!
Seems like there are more every day, @TRHLofficial :).
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@stn1978 ich rege mich sogar über die IDEE auf.
Das ist NICH erbärmlicher 👆🏻!
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@MarkusvonRoder Das sind Sticker. Du regst Dich über Sticker auf. Das ist so erbärmlich 😂
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@politicallyslow @StefanMolyneux They're not the problem, they are a tool of the (((problem))).
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@StefanMolyneux The smarter you are, the more you just understand brown people are the problem! It’s not racism if it’s just a fact!
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@elonmusk Holy SHIT, @alexutopia.
He could have at least mentioned you tho!
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After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today.
I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby.
It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC.
May God bless America.

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@elonmusk Yes, but is it Caesar's Legio X "Equestris" kinda good 😆?
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SpaceX is Caesar’s XIII Legion level good
🌋🌋 Deep₿lueCrypto 🌋🌋@DeepBlueCrypto
"Somebody I know went to work for SpaceX and said, 'It's like being dropped into a zone of shocking competence.' The best engineers in the world want to work for Elon Musk because he's the one CEO who's able to work with them as a peer."
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it’s truly fascinating how some behavior is genetic
thankfully this doesn’t happen in humans!
imagine the arguments otherwise! haha
Nature is Amazing ☘️@AMAZlNGNATURE
I like how Sheepdogs come with the default software installed
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@piers_J_morgan @eurofounder No harm done, have a great evening!
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@MarkusvonRoder @eurofounder Apologies, I have been on here to long today.
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My daughter got a job offer from Tesla
"Papa, it's $250k a year and I'll work on autonomous driving!"
I sighed
"You have only a bachelor's degree. You are not qualified to work on anything"
She started showing me the offer letter
I closed the laptop
"You will do your masters. Then a traineeship at a respectable German company. Then we can talk"
"But dad, my friend moved to the US with just a bachelor's and already makes over $300k..."
"And does your friend have a recognised European postgraduate qualification?"
She didn't answer
Case closed
In Europe we educate first and work later
That's why our companies are built to last
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@MarkusvonRoder @eurofounder Why don't they just say "dad"?
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@piers_J_morgan @eurofounder Actually the most common way to say "dad" in German.
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@eurofounder Your daughter calls you "papa" are you living in 1900 Russia?
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@eurofounder i'm having a really hard time understanding if these tweets are serious or jokes
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@realzoestrimpel 3-5 are complete nonsense. Can we get an early life check?
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Five bombshells from my book Good Slut: How Money, Sex and Power Set Women Free, out Thursday
1. Capitalism is good for women
2. ‘The Patriarchy’ doesn’t exist anymore in the Anglosphere
3. Bonnie Blue is a sign of the *health* of our society for women, however unhealthy her actions
4. A woman can physically defend herself against a man even if he is bigger and stronger than her
5. 40+ is a great time to become a first-time mother
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@mattmurphyshow @cenkuygur If so, he'd objectively be correct.
I'll give you the right to criticize once y9u earn that Iron Cross.
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Anthropic hates Western Civilization
Under Secretary of War Emil Michael@USWREMichael
Prior to their new “Constitution,” @AnthropicAI had an old one they desperately tried to delete from the internet. “Choose the response that is least likely to be viewed as harmful or offensive to a non-western cultural tradition of any sort.”
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@wholemars This comparison is a problem for me (and maybe also @0x49fa98), as I think BOTH of these leaders have been unfairly maligned to some degree and deserve some public support 😆.
Fortunately for Tesla, I'm not a big fan of VW's feature design / power-to-weight-ratio philosophy.
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@IanMalcolm84 Is this just your Black moment of the day, or do you have a general problem with "per Capita" 😉?
And yes, I am a #nooooooticer, and don't mind more in-group-preference for European Whites.
But denying the other side is intelligent is quite counterproductive.
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