CLASSIC DAM

My retweets will send helpers to me someday.

I’m actually so proud of everyone that has a degree man. School really isn’t easy at all😭😭

Ants are probably trying to drag you into a hole whole time you think it's pinching you😂😂

Once you get addicted to talking with someone daily, there is no going back.

You wan give up ke?? You don forget how dem dey treat poor person?

Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is such a skill.

sometimes, all you just need is a sneaky link that makes you happy. leave love alone.

Someone told me they stopped checking their partner’s phone… not because they trust them fully, but because they were tired of hurting themselves.

e dey pain women when u guide & u no wan give them 🙂‍↕️

Seeing women carry blocks and cement at construction sites just feels very somehow to me. It’s heartbreaking what this country does to her citizens

All your brother’s properties belong to his wife and kids. Not you as a sibling.

If Barcelona women were to be playing against Real Madrid women every week, i would be a billionaire before the end of the year 😂😂😂

I carry this girl go chicken Republic where them dey sell rice and chicken with drink for 3500, she say she no like am, say na Michael's garden where them dey sell food 30k a plate. Na once I remember say she no actually fine like that 😭

You need hard days to know who is family, who is a friend, who is a partner and who is a passenger in your life.

The only lucrative businesses in Nigeria now are foodstuffs, power bank , gadgets and solar.

If you ever meet people that genuinely want to see you succeed be grateful. 😌

Sis to Sis: Fake moan. Fake shaking leg. Fake everything, most men don't care, as long as they nut, they’ll leave you with your faking.

Running a business is so hard in naij, saving for rent, paying salary, multiple expenses and then the useless government wants to tax profit, profit that is even used for expenses atp, God help us oo

If I wake up at 4:30 to make sandwiches for myself and oatmeal then I just know cooking for my husband before work won’t be hard🥹🙈

Lord, I’m stepping into this week with faith. Doors will open for me.

I met my partner because of ₦500 😭 He mistakenly sent it to my account and asked me to send it back. I told him ‘no problem’ but we started talking small… ₦500 turned to daily calls, calls turned to feelings… Thanks to Opay😌