Mastervicky

Your Favorite MC 😌💯

If Jesus fit turn water to wine Brother e no get anything wey no fit align for you

Ask for Bruno’s Champions league trophy, I ask for Odegaards player of the year award

ITS NOT ABOUT WINNING THE UCL BEING THERE IS ENOUGH FOR US WE WERE COUNTED OUT.

them don paint cow arsenal color for my street , be like say you never sabi the wahala we don enter.

Omo every living day na debit alert! I can’t imagine how much them wizkid, olamide go dey press per day

i also think women start to resent you when you’re faithful to them. Ki gbogbowa kuku ma soro omugo

The decisive factor in @ManUtd’s victory ❤️ Kobbie Mainoo is your Player of the Matchweek 👊

Say whatever is on your heart under this post. God will do it in Jesus’ name. 🙏 I’m stepping into something big,creating my first film and I’m trusting God to see me through every step of it.

The fact that Men help Women more than Women help Women And Men also help Men more than Women help Men. There’s nowhere in the world it’d fly that Men aren’t better humans than Women on average. It just can’t fly.

Your non-chalant boyfriend was on his knees begging Atletico Madrid to score last night I want you to think about that

Want to know what feels worse than just ghosting to a Woman ? Act like your life went downhill after meeting her before ghosting her Complain about multiple things at the same time.. How your car broke down and it costs a lot to fix, how you lost a huge contract and all.. Then Ghost! She’ll question her essence all year long. Evil green*!!

Arsenal winning the champions league is more of Chelsea fans problem, it seem to be the only thing they use to claim they are bigger than arsenal cos as far is domestic trophies are concerned Arsenal floors them at all levels. Arsenal fans can’t chat to United.

I remember when I was working somewhere and I told HR I wanted to quit. He talked to me for 30 minutes, convincing me not to go. Next week, HR resigned. Kay, omo werey 😂😂

When Arsenal is winning 2-0 in the UCL final and you hear the Trumpet sound

I don’t really want Arsenal to lose tonight sha.. I need ATM to score an early goal I just like watching Arteta’s boys perform under pressure 🤷🏽

"You wore Crocs from Lagos to Abuja?" Crocs wey I dey wear from Lagos to London.

My iPhone 11 wey dealer buy from my hand 150k, I just see am for him status say he wan sell am 220k😭😭😭

If a lesbian takes another lesbian's number and they start talking stage, which of them should beg for shawarma first?

God doesn’t give either of them though.. He only gives LIFE. And you’re in existence already.. Every other thing, na your hand e dey Know this and know peace.

Imagine the CEO of Chase Bank saying they can't find 500 staff to hire in the United States because of OnlyFans and Twitch streaming.