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@MichaelPSenger @RealJoelSmalley Couldn’t make it up 😆🙈

@FlyingIreland @UlsterAviation @BELFASTCITY_AIR Delayed or cancelled?

Polish Wings Over Northern Ireland – Rescheduled flyinginireland.com/2021/09/polish… #Avgeek #Aviation #FlyingIreland #Spitfire #UAS

While I agree with the continuation of the lockdown, the anomalies are mounting. 10 people are allowed to meet outside yet 2 people are not permitted to golf. If there is a logic to this that I have missed, I wish someone would explain.

@julesnglover @RyanRafferty96 @bluesbrothers86 @allianceparty @StephenFarryMP Me too

@RyanRafferty96 @bluesbrothers86 @allianceparty @StephenFarryMP Me too 🙌🙌

.@StephenFarryMP opens his maiden speech in Irish to reflect Northern Ireland’s shared heritage.

No, Sammy. You're the one who needs to build a bridge...and get over it. It's a nonsense project. We need investment in health, education and infrastructure not this giant unionist umbilical cord.

@RichardDawkins Moon gravity pulls the sea nearest it most, pulls the earth itself some, pulls the sea furthest the least amount. 2 sea bulges = 2 tides.

I’m not proud to admit it but I don’t really understand the tides. Not well enough to explain it, anyway. It’s certainly too complicated to explain in 280 characters. If you think you understand it, ask yourself why there are two tides per day, not one.

39 dead in a lorry because they wanted a better life - a NI man in custody on a possible murder charge. 4500 suicides in NI since 2000 and a pathetic target to reduce the numbers by 10% by 2024. No Assembly for 1000 days. Who is trying to build a better future?

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Useless cunt-cluster of the day.

Stop arranging your entire life around what you think is wrong with you. t.ted.com/dVHkpuy

“The British people want . . .” Have you noticed how the very people who keep telling us what we want are the most reluctant to actually find out what we want. If they are so confident of what the British people want, why are they so terrified of a People’s Vote?

You won't believe @JordanSpieth's morning in Carnoustie - and we aren't talking about the course 👇 😂 Sound on 🔊

Progress is sometimes hard to see…but when you look at the facts, things are looking up: b-gat.es/2LoBRjG

I made my peace with God.

A man has been convicted in a UK court of making a joke that was deemed "grossly offensive". If you don't believe in a person's right to say things that you might find "grossly offensive", then you don't believe in Freedom of Speech.

When a training aid company calls us to test their product, we ask 3 simple questions: 1) What does it do? 2) Does it help lower golfers scores? 3) Do you have any proof? So far not a single one has provided any proof it does what they say. Martinate in that for a minute.

I’ve got a lot of time for Buffon but he’s not up there with the goalkeeping greats. I know I’m biased but for me, Shaka Hislop will always be the one to beat - and his dad, Ian, is a cracking bloke too.

Louise left us a 5 star review trustist.com/IPSL-review-75…

I was a huge fan of Salah at Liverpool - for me, the greatest thing Egypt has ever produced. Sure, the Sphinx is impressive but it’s never going to bag 20 goals a season at the top level, let’s be realistic.