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Idc if this is cliche, but I really need a fic where sh and bj are pretending to date to make hj jealous, but hj is all „I’m so glad my best friend and my brother are dating. We can all hang out and do fun stuff together,“ while hj is obviously (to everyone but sh) fuming inside.

"as i said, you should've worn a coat." "but isn't my top pretty?" sh asks with a pout. "of course it is," smiles the younger girl. "but i think you not getting cold is more important." "if you were a gentlewoman you would've already gave me yours, hm!" and hj can only oblige

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dad & favorite child mom & favorite child

canon: theres a thump in the hallway at night. hj weighs his options before turning to sh. “bun, you up? i heard something in the hall.” sh whines and waves him off, mumbling “just go check it joong.” hj pokes sh again, “baby please, think about it; a 2v1. the odds are better”

since we’re all talking about woothіghs i figured i didn’t do enough justice for this pic by deleting it so here we are 🔞 there’s dіck and bаlls on that one privatter.net/i/7784743

snake hj with two cocks... sh trying to forcibly take them both even when hj begs him not to cause they're too big and he doesn't want to hurt his poor bunny... sh doesn't listen because he'd rather die than be unable to take all of hj at once 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

having an ateez bias be like yes i bias yunho but he comes with mingi who also comes with seonghwa who also comes with hongjoong who also comes with wooyoung who also comes with san who also comes with yeosang who also comes with jongho

To anyone waiting for any of my fics to update, ill lock in after 12th of may 🫡 need to graduate rq first

I'M CRYING MY POOR JH AHA who's with me for writing a socmed where jh shot his shots with every teezers to finally end up with hj because everyone rejected him, but hj is like the perfect boyfriend ever so everyone jealous ?

a/b/o mctz where omega hj has been acting like a brat all day—teasing sh around their friends, making little comments here and there, and so by the time they get home, sh is fed up. he scruffs hj by the back of the neck, leaving hj all soft and pliant, ready to be taught a lesson

happy lesbian visibility week !!! i love u lesbians

for all the sasaengs out there, heed this statement

COMPUTAH. … RUIN HIS CERVIX

sometimes I look at hj's gaze and imagine what it must have felt like to be scolded by him dictator jοοng style. like..he gets so intense, I'd be shaking if I was on the receiving end of his scolding but for all the wrong reasons.

i really think the hottest thing in the world of mctz fics is when sh is a very prim and proper, sophisticated, upper society type, and hj is rougher around the edges, raised in a difficult environment/circumstances, etc… the contrast is so delicious i can’t get enough of it

the next couple i wanna see on an ateez dating show

this is so accurate

show this pic to any lesbian and it’s game on

seonghwa and his baby kittens