Mellow Me

They really had my dumb ass on the news. 🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂

I’m dead LMAO 😭

This year Cinco De Mayo falls on taco tuesday. this is it, people. this is what we've been training for.💃🏽

So this why my ticket options changed last night. Smh. Was gonna hit the game dolo

Ticketmaster really needs to stop blocking people from buying just one ticket. Are we not allowed to go to concerts alone?

🚨HUGE! In a stunning win for his tax the rich plan, Mayor Zohran Mamdani just reached a deal with Governor Kathy Hochul tax second homes valued over $5 million owned by out-of-state residents. The taxes will generate $500 million annually for the state. This is amazing.

No way Amanda #WillTrent

𝑯𝑶𝑳𝑳𝒀𝑾𝑶𝑶𝑫 😎 Welcome to Las Vegas, @ChennedyCarter!

The last hour of work i be on straight bullshit i ain't lying

The smell of wind before a rainstorm.

Imagine seeing this and you have to go into work tomorrow

I get on twitter, talk to myself , then leave.

Datpiff was one of the greatest websites of all time

as an oldest daughter you need a partner that is useful #noshade

I’m bored but if I leave the house I’ll spend too much money. Trying to chill bc I’m going to VA next wknd, just got something else done to my truck. Ugh

I’m so sick of seeing those ChatGPT flyers.

Oh wow

2 years of paying for this gym and I’m not seeing any results, time to personally go there and see what's going on.

HR: “Your health comes first.” Also HR: “You have 6 sick days annually. Good luck out there.”