NaughtyMermaidEva

I’m not saying I’m high maintenance, but I do require regular meat and protein slurpees

Soo tired seeing AI slop everywhere, so here’s me: no botox, no procedures, no AI

Would you go on a hike with me to see some beaver? I promise the view is worth the climb

What’s your honest opinion about me? Please be nice

Where are all the guys confident enough to make the first move?

I made it so only men who like chubby women in their 30s can see this, come say hi

Can men after 30 still lift a woman to push her against a wall or will you throw your back out?

I’ve got a philosophy degree, but that’s not the only thing I like deep

Would you rather: 40k or a date with me?

At 35 I learned that men prefer a confident woman with a belly, rather than a self-conscious wreck with an abs

Maybe I’m not a hiker, but I love getting on all fours to explore the nature

Are you a fisherman? Because my bearded clam really wants to be in your hands rn

Are F cups too big or are your hands just too small?

If I asked you to guess my favorite position, would you get it right?

No procedures, no botox, no surgery, 35 years old - am I still a cutie?

Is your face available? I need a place to sit

Put a mirror to your phone to read the secret message: eip yrrebeulb a sti ekil eihcooc ym tae ot nam a rof gnikool mi

I may be ugly, but: - I text back in 5 sec - Will pack your lunch - Have the best Russian dumpling - Single for 4 years

My ex said I’m too fat to wear this… was he right?