Sauce Castillo

@x0_lilli It’s clearly the Lorax

wtf is thisss? Lol 😅 #summerhouse Oh man I’m so nervous for this Carl/kyle fight!

@x0_lilli @RealityByAshley @siiiierralashae lol they care more about a spoiled reunion than a spoiled marriage

@RealityByAshley @siiiierralashae @MettaWorldSteve did you see this?lol

In the reality tv justice system, sex with your friend’s ex based offenses are considered especially heinous. At Bravo HQ, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Scamanda Victims Unit. These are their stories:

@x0_lilli I mean look at her face, she’s got that permanent stuck up bitch look

Why is amanda so self righteous at the reunion ?! Is she dense?! 😮 she’s acting like her & Wests’s love is one for the ages, and the sheer Shamelessness of it all is truly blowing my mind‼️ Demon woman🥀 🐍 #SummerHouse

@x0_lilli 60% of these people are not needed

This looks like a row of teeth 🦷

@barstoolspringb The girl begging all week for whoever tf Big John Golfs is to show up, now is mad that a random guy is there 🙄

Keegs and Ella don’t know why Brady is still here

@barstoolspringb @OhioTate checked the trash, no tampon or pad 🤔 why ask meek Phil if he had audio from outside the room if you were in the shower w/ water running 🤔 why was she downstairs minutes later completely dry & perfect hair 🤔 she got ontop of him on the bed yet it was perfectly made🤔

Nicky Smokes gives a play by play to prove he cracked last night

@stoolpresidente Dianna Russini is headed to Vegas to join Barstool Spring Break

I can’t believe that I think there is a chance Russini fathered Vrabel’s child. That is how nuts this has gotten. You just can’t name your kid the same name as the guy you are having an affair with. We have entered bananland with this story and nothing is off the table.

@OhioTate @barstoolspringb This is minutes longer than them “hooking up” was

Here is 8 minutes of footage detailing an in-depth investigation regarding the allegations that Nicky Smokes did not have intercourse last night. In this video, we take an exclusive look at the shower he allegedly went “meat to meat” in and see if his story lines up.

@OhioTate @barstoolspringb Tate cmon this is obviously bullshit, both come out perfectly dry and in the same outfits they went into the room in. It’s all clipped, he can’t fake his way out of this one. #NickiNoPussy

@OhioTate Tate is a journalist for the people 🫡

I am heading to the Boys Suite bedroom to further investigate the allegations that Nicky Smokes did not have intercourse last night. The bed was made perfectly and her hair was well kept. Some are saying the timeline does not add up either. More to come.

@OhioTate @barstoolspringb More like he had a sacrifice bunt followed by a balk, absolutely nothing was hit on this bed

Chasing History: Nicky Smokes is on a 2 day hit streak. Joe DiMaggio holds the all time record with a 56 game hitting streak. “I’m taking it day by day. My complete focus is on hit number 3”

The crew has a huge day lined up in Vegas, but Brady needs to do some laundry before he heads out for the day. @Vegas #VegasPartner

@BarstoolBigCat Moments after “cracking”

Hilarious hashtag

@rone Need answers on #SmokesGate he claimed he cracked the girl he brought back but they were in the suite for an extremely short time and video evidence shows his bed untouched moments after it supposedly went down. It’s still as if the housekeeper was just in the room. #NikkiNoPussy

Need some articulate, well thought out questions for the recap show today

@rone we need an investigation into #SmokesGate. Nikki is trying to claim he cracked but this bed is supposedly moments afterwards and it looks like it hasn’t been touched since housekeeping made it earlier in the day. #NikkiNoPussy

@BarstoolBigCat we need an investigation into #SmokesGate on the yak today. Nikki is trying to claim he cracked but this bed is supposedly moments afterwards and it looks like it hasn’t been touched since housekeeping made it earlier in the day. @barstoolspringb #NikkiNoPussy

@barstoolspringb That’s the freshest made bed I’ve ever seen, ain’t shit happen in that room. Pillows untouched, throw blanket still folded and everything 😂

From earlier in the night, Izzy, Brady, and Smelly were touring the guys suite. They unknowingly walked into Nicky’s room right after he had the girl in there

@x0_lilli I hope he does it. His dumbass would, and it’ll live on the internet and haunt him forever

@MettaWorldSteve Okay that’s a deposit on a house but okay!!!!!!!!!! lol

Would you get anally tortured for a night for 30bands ? @MettaWorldSteve

@x0_lilli @barstoolspringb Debatable, he’ll say he did but only the girl knows the truth

@MettaWorldSteve @barstoolspringb What!!! He hasn’t banged still!?

Nicky and his girl are back at the suite