Mick AgЯo

Fucking @Centrelink

TWO KINGS. 👑

The Vatican is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.

#Mafs #Mafsau

Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us. Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage. You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail. Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates. Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you. And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again. And you're calling Greenland poorly run? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no. "NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years. And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess. So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth. Credit (borrowed from) Jim Scroggins - original author 📷 unknown”

I can skull 5 beers under 20 seconds. Gout Gout doesn’t sound so impressive now, does he!

Somebody put Goodfellas audio over Skeletor and Trap Jaw and it's so perfect (credit Mylothecat)

If gas prices keep going up it will be cheaper to snort cocaine and run everywhere.

Space news is way better than Earth news.

It’s mad that Italy were dogshit for a decade, then out of nowhere they peaked during Euro 2020 just to cockblock England out of their first trophy since 66, then straight back to being absolute wank again 😭

I really want to know who writes these post. Absolutely nails it every bloody time.

Yeah that was my problem until I just got wasted by 10pm. Problem solved

Strange situation where we await a statement from Iran to check whether there's any truth to what US president is saying.

Vale Chuck Norris

What happened to Greenland? Wasn’t Greenland really important?

He dreamed of being a good for nothing, freeloading, bludger, who had heaps of kids with multiple wives and spends his days drinking, swearing, betting and getting in fights with strangers. I've been in plenty of ditches naked but I'm still kicking so fuck you Class of '79

If Leo Messi did this, everyone would be in meltdown on social media. But because it's Postman Pat, no-one will say anything. 😂🔥

Vale Agro

Now what do I do on the toilet?

Long ago, someone took a cassette tape of Alvin & Chipmunks pop covers, slowed it down to 1/8th speed, and revealed the most important goth-postpunk album ever recorded. Gone for many years, it's back on YouTube again. You must hear this landmark: youtube.com/watch?v=CSqnbm…

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