G force

@ryancohen You are fucking kidding me

@residentadvisor @boardsofcanada I’m hoping this is just a bit of atmos not an actual track snippet because I need thrilling sinister beats not end-times despair ideally.

Listen to @boardsofcanada's first new music in 13 years. ra.co/news/84997

@ShaneParishGtr How lovely Shane, thanks!

Avril 14th by Aphex Twin. Cheers. Love u.

@dostoevesque Very much agreed. Well said.

Self hatred is just narcissism wearing a cheap disguise. You think your failures are uniquely catastrophic, your awkwardness is unprecedented, your face is the most embarrassing anyone has ever seen. That is not humility. Humility means thinking about yourself less, not thinking worse of yourself. What you are doing is inverted grandiosity. It could be said the same about self pity too. It is just narcissism disguised as depth. It feels deep but it is mostly entitlement in a sad mask. You tell yourself you expect nothing, that you are worthless, yet the theatrical despair betrays a quiet demand. You want someone to disagree. You want the universe to finally acknowledge your hidden value. It is not that your pain is fake. It is that ordinary discomfort feels unbearable when you have no other way to feel special. The daily frictions of life a rude email, a canceled plan, a mild embarrassment are not enough. So you upgrade them to tragedies. You need a storyline with real weight because a storyline with no weight would reveal the terrifying possibility that you are just another person having a normal Tuesday. That is the deeper narcissism. You would rather be a tragic hero than a nobody. You would rather be broken in a unique and beautiful way than admit that your problems are mostly the same boring problems everyone has. Self hatred becomes the costume you wear to avoid the plain face of ordinary life. And the joke is that ordinary life, with all its small annoyances and small joys, is where actual peace lives. But you cannot get there as long as you need your suffering to be special. The hard truth is that pain is ordinary and no one is coming to certify your suffering as specially tragic. The real distinction is between wanting to take responsibility and wanting to be the reason. Taking responsibility fixes what you broke and moves on. Wanting to be the reason clings to guilt like a trophy because being the cause means you still matter. That is the trap. Your self hatred is not a moral position. It is just another way of keeping yourself at the center of every story.

@magsonthemoon Hey Mags, what say you we just move on with our lives on accept that time is even more precious than the money we’ve wasted?

if you missed last night, here’s a TLDR

@YourFiendTina I hope it’s real, but I hope it’s less completely bleak than last time. Sinister, great. A soundscape of dread? I don’t need that

I don’t know how to feel about the possibility of new Boards of Canada music. It feels like I’m falling for some sort of elaborate trick

@ZacksJerryRig @JDVance I’m really not sure JD Vance has done anything but subtract from the chances of anyone and anything he backs.

We are about to nuke Iran and @JDVance ISN'T EVEN IN THE COUNTRY?!?! WTF.

@RandyRainbow Your greatest yet, and that’s saying something.

Not what they’re paid for. 🍳 💣 #newvideo #parody

@BarkingPuppy8 9.1 million

How many shares should I buy?

@PeteHegseth You are such a hateful, abject, empty, childish cunt

Back to the Stone Age.

@ZackPolanski Well said 👍

For whoever needs to hear this I'm the only Jewish person to lead a political party - third largest in the country. The Daily Mail have been & always will be my enemy - they historically supported fascists & continue to do so. I'll take no lectures from them on Antisemitism.

@SSB_Rick Good on you Chris!

My name is Chris and I’m an alcoholic. Here’s to my 12th day of being sober. My mind is getting more clear and the urge is slowly fading. I do have my moments, but I’ll work through them. If I can do this, so can you!

@KayStoneArt I think you’re a brilliant impressionist (I don’t know enough about art to know if I’m using that correctly but it feels right).

My painting "Through The Hedgerow" What does everyone think?

@hyggepants @KayStoneArt Definitely!

@Mildlyagreeable @KayStoneArt In America we call that plant canola and I think it has a nicer sound to it

My painting "The Old Hare "What does everyone think?

@taipan168 Well said - awesome to drive and true to the spirit of enthusiast motoring.

Anybody who thinks a Mazda MX-5 is a "hairdresser's car" has no idea about cars. Four generations since 1989, a heritage approaching that of the Porsche 911, the top selling sportscar of all time and a car that basically every motoring journalist likes.

@Mooncake741 @TheRoaringKitty Definitely not him.

@ICT_MrP Awesome, well said, bang on 👍

A few thoughts after watching the Louis Theroux manosphere documentary

@ZoeJardiniere @adriangilson5 You are just awesome Zoe. Don’t ever be discouraged! You speak our feels.

@adriangilson5 Thanks :) I try!

She is sooo clear on immigration! 💚💚💚

@dank_ackroyd ** stands ** ** ovates **

Put your money away. For today ONLY. Three of my favourite phrases to say AND hear for ABSOLUTELY GRATIS FREE 😎🤫