Mitchell Rossman

I refuse to ever retweet something on this account

@chefsevenn Reminds me of Lampost Pizza. Oh how I miss you

Is it acceptable to eat pizza for breakfast?

Hey, help a guy out @x

@Xbox 31 years ago, the man that I am today was born Legends only on 11/16

24 years ago, the Xbox that started it all was born

Exciting things on the horizon

Took me 12 years but I finally did it. Seen 20+ countries since then & traveled to every continent but 2, but man I’m relieved to just be done with this.

The NBA is rigged bc Dallas had no business being rewarded for trading away Luka, the basketball gods wouldn’t have allowed it. Silver initiated the deal, telling the Mavs he’d take care of them for dealing Luka to the Lakers. It wouldn’t be the first time.

Hey @X can you free up this handle for me? It says it doesn’t exist & I’d love to switch from mine to this. Both are my name btw if that helps

Uhm @mitchelldrake

Jordan going on NBC & I just pray he doesn’t play the role of an oldhead hater

I still can’t believe that Luka is a Laker

NBA all star events should include NBA players Mac put on a show but unless we open it up to non nba players, I don’t want a guy that’s played 5 mins this season & 71 mins in 4 years to be a participant in the festivities

I still can’t believe the Lakers got Luka. My two favorite players on my hometown (& yet still arguably least favorite) team

One day this will be me

@CultureCrave Where’s this in the timeline again? This is before everything aside from Prometheus / covenant, no?

Official teaser for #AlienEarth

Talk about dead internet theory

I know I say this like once a month at this point, but I want to go back to Singapore so badly

NBA ratings discussion is crazy because y’all just don’t like basketball

@MitchellRossman Fraud

No pod racers? Thought y’all wanted my money

@CultureCrave @THR You can’t drop -78%. That’s a double negative chief. Do better culture crave

#TheMarvels had a -78% drop on its second weekend domestically The worst of all time for a superhero film (via @THR)