Monopoly Day

Even the Pope tried to help ppl time the top 😂

Operation ragebait a success. Should hit the minimum soon. We give the people what they want, so we can give them what they need.

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Even the Pope tried to help ppl time the top 😂

@TraderDune canon event for so many ppl i know lol

Pokemon cards randomly taking over crypto twitter recently. I had countless graded case hits and a collection containing over hundreds of cards from my childhood. But, someone decided to give them all away for free after I grew out of the hobby… Please tell me someone has a more devastating pokeman story than me to make me feel better.

@Geiger_Capital @realDonaldTrump The most entertaining outcome is the most likely.

@altuscapra just charted this too lol.. XMR pumping "alone" got me trippin🤪

Monero I like $434 the most since my favourite FIB sits there. $386 also very pretty. Considering the weekly SFP on BTC as well....

Wow x.com/elonmusk/statu…

I am a Web3 Ambassador at World Liberty Financial. There are 12 of us on the team page. 4 are named Trump. 3 are named Witkoff. The page calls us "the passionate minds shaping the future of finance." 600,000 wallets bought our memecoin. They lost $3.87 billion. The family collected $350 million in trading fees. It launched 3 days before the inauguration. 80% of the supply went to CIC Digital LLC and Fight Fight Fight LLC. I did not choose the names. I designed the allocation, the vesting, the timing, and the distance between the product and the President. The distance is my best work. I am the reason these events are unrelated. World Liberty Financial sends 75 cents of every dollar to DT Marks DEFI LLC. That is the family entity. Zero capital contributed. Zero liability assumed. I wrote this into the Gold Paper. Page 14. The lawyers bound it in white leather. The binding cost more than the due diligence. Justin Sun invested $75 million. He was facing SEC fraud charges. The SEC dropped the case. He is now our advisor. These events are unrelated. Changpeng Zhao pleaded guilty to federal money laundering violations. He received a presidential pardon. The SEC dropped its lawsuit against his exchange the same week we listed our stablecoin. Then the exchange settled a $2 billion deal entirely in that stablecoin. These events are unrelated. Arthur Hayes, Benjamin Delo, and Samuel Reed of BitMEX pleaded guilty to Bank Secrecy Act violations. All 3 received presidential pardons. Then the company itself was pardoned. $100 million in fines. Gone. An American first. These events are unrelated. Sheikh Tahnoun of Abu Dhabi paid $500 million for a 49% stake that was never publicly disclosed. Then the administration approved semiconductor exports to his companies over national security objections. These events are unrelated. Everything is unrelated. I track the unrelatedness on a dashboard I built. The dashboard has 7 columns now. I am proud of the dashboard. On May 22nd, 220 people paid a combined $148 million to eat dinner with the America First president. Over half were foreign nationals. Justin Sun paid $18.5 million for the first seat. He visited the Executive Office Building the day before. I designed the seating chart. I put it on the Investor Confidence page. That page is doing well. The team page lists 3 Witkoffs. All 3 are Co-Founders. Steven Witkoff is the President's Middle East envoy. He testified as a character witness at the President's fraud trial. His son Zach runs the crypto operation. His son Alex is also a Co-Founder. I have not been told what Alex co-founded. The father runs the diplomacy. The sons run the platform. The family runs both. That is organizational efficiency. Barron is 19. His title is Web3 Ambassador. The same as mine. Donald Jr. called the conflicts of interest "complete nonsense." Eric launched a Bitcoin mining company called American Bitcoin. America First. The mining partner is Hut 8. Hut 8 was founded in Canada. America First means the name. On March 6th, the President signed Executive Order 14233 creating a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. The order directs the government to hold Bitcoin. The President's family holds billions in Bitcoin. The executive order appreciates the President's assets by presidential decree. I did not write the executive order. I made sure it looked unrelated to the portfolio. Trump Media put $2 billion of Bitcoin on its balance sheet. The ticker symbol is DJT. His initials. The press secretary said it is absurd to insinuate the President profits off the presidency. Forbes calculated his crypto holdings exceed the combined value of Mar-a-Lago and Trump Tower. I would call that absurd too. That is my job. 600,000 wallets bought in. 1 of them asked why she could not withdraw her funds. I told her the protocol was experiencing dynamic market conditions. She asked what that meant. I sent her the Gold Paper. She said she had read the Gold Paper. I muted her channel. Dynamic means the conditions change. The condition that changed was her access. A congressman called us the world's most corrupt crypto startup operation. We put it on a coffee mug. Ironic merchandise. $45. The revenue split on the mug is also 75/25. My own tokens vest on a different schedule. I wrote that schedule. That is not in the Gold Paper. The memecoin funds the family. The family funds the platform. The platform funds the stablecoin. The stablecoin funds the deals. The deals require the pardons. The pardons free the partners. The partners fund the platform. The President signs the executive orders. The executive orders inflate the assets. The assets fund the family. I am the reason these events are unrelated.

@TraderDune Fart, Plasma?

Some extremely sketchy order flow going on during the last 24 hours on some coins.

@studentoffew Saylor is buying

What do you think of the 1M closure on $BTC combined with the volume?

Free Obsidian Template 🔷 Want your Obsidian to look like this? A while ago I created a comprehensive tutorial on how to do so, since then I have created my own blank template version for when I need to make a new vault. People really liked the video so why not just share the template, same results but no heavy lifting required. drive.google.com/drive/folders/… Just create a folder in your files, add the downloaded files/folders to it and then open the folder as a vault through obsidian. Enjoy 🙃

No matter what happens I’ve called everything that has happened or will ever happen and I am positioned perfectly. If we go lower I had cash available, if we go higher I was already positioned. Observe this squiggly chart and vague tweet from 2024. #investing

Last tour of the year. Made it to the top. Making it to the bottom will be the real game.

@TraderDune GGS - mag7 looks beautiful rn

One of my best trades taken in TradFi. If you followed me closely, especially in my Telegram channel you know I pre-planned this position for months. Built a convictional thesis on a Q1 stock market crash since Q3 of 2025, then pulled the trigger once my TA finally aligned and something logical I liked appeared. First attempt and only attempt, with size and managed accordingly. Did not trail or TP until recently. Very happy here. Now it's time to: "run up the score board on offense to potentially make history on the point spread".

@Moneytaur_ Itd be lovely if you could share with us your 2026 plan (after the year is done!) Would be nice to see your thought process going into 2026, and how your plan evolved over the course of the year.. Just a thought.. would love to see your critical thinking lol Cheers MT

Not everyone died in the Titanic tragedy. About 1/3 of passengers survived. Higher class had much higher survival rates due to priority access to lifeboats. After a storm, there's always sunshine.

@Moneytaur_ Oh ma god 🙏🙏

⏰ at demand. It's time to pre-plan.

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