Whimsical Tiger

@Spongebobobbin I’m a Sambucky, Stucky, AND a Stony multi shipper and I tell you what I’m always fighting for my life out here.

@JoanneKalos @M_M_MacFadyen @femiiiszn Now I can’t unhear “Guess-chur”

@M_M_MacFadyen @femiiiszn I am 67 and just recently learned the word gesture is pronounced like a “j”🤣

the weird thing about reading so much as a child and gaining a huge vocabulary from that is i can't define a lot of the words i use, i just know that they would fit correctly in a specific sentence. does anyone else experience that?

@M_M_MacFadyen @femiiiszn “Requiem” will never not embarrass me

@femiiiszn Yes. Also, not knowing how to pronounce words read but never heard.

@femiiiszn Yeah but that just comes free with your learning English. Like, define the word “Color.”

@quipquest @jammonanza When he angry, he green. When he not, he twink. That’s all I know

@jammonanza The MCU being unable to make Hulk movies is both a blessing and a curse. On the one hand, the character has been unaffected by movie synergy. On the other, nobody knows anything about Hulk besides the surface level premise.

How do you even explain to a casual fan nowadays that Hulk is canonically a host of God's rage towards corruption lol

@user9095202548 @calisgarb @wafflezz11 @diotimacorina @livelearnl0v3 I’m a gay transgender man so I’ve been in quite literally every situation so believe me I’m not at all looking at this from a misogynistic perspective I hope that’s clear 😭 Perhaps I’ve slayed too close to the sun and need to reel it back into locked in territory

@Moone_darkside @calisgarb @wafflezz11 @diotimacorina @livelearnl0v3 Yeah and that wouldn’t be problematic so even if somebody did do that it would be fine because men’s sexuality (unless gay) doesn’t affect them systemically like a woman.

whenever the female enters political propaganda as a figure she must always be erotiziced and she must be a slut, a succubus, a sexy seductress. no humanity is given to her.

"They're not hostages. They're in prison for crimes." the crimes

@JohnathinTalks @poisoned_isla The temp and wetness is the best part

@poisoned_isla Not the temperature or the wetness but the texture, yea

is there a toy that has the same sensation as a tongue? asking for a friend (please. I'm desperate.)

@facetedcarapace Me, Showing up to the weirdo catering factory: “oh boy I sure hope I don’t meet any weirdos!”

I gotta be honest I do not understand these places. Even if you found the experience arousing instead of awkward, why on earth do you want to be aroused in your car in the middle of the day. Are guys heading into work fully bricked up like what is the appeal here.

@OldManLefty1 When*

If he dies, and you're sleeping, do you want us to wake you?

Oooo I’m Zohran Mamdani my wife is super hot and my football team won its first Prem in 23 years and my basketball team is about to be champions for the first time since 1973. Literally grow up man.

There is currently a conspiracy being uncovered which proves beyond reasonable doubt that Guy Fieri has never been filmed swallowing food in over a decade of television

@ThorLawyer Thor: undress yourself, twink Cyclops: yes sir Jean: 😏

@ThorLawyer Thor right after he takes it off

@cisnistr Man sometimes it just sorts itself out idk what to tell you 😭

vaginal atrophy bc of testosterone is not talked about ENOUGH like this shit is serious and so uncomfortable