Mors Infernus
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@akiridesu Skinny dipping?
Is she so wet you'd believe you were halfway in water?
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I JUST WANTED TO HELP OUT CATS!! I DIDNT WANNA BE CALLED A GOOD BOY
Best of Black Cat@comfortblackcat
that lucky motherfucker
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@BriAtCookiebox "You see, Paramedic, not cumming gives me a tactical advantage when I'm performing CQC. The extra semen still in my testicles lowers my center of gravity, making me harder to topple."
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Wow! Snake also wants to listen to hit BriAtCookiebox original, Do Not Come available on spotify and all other music platforms!
ignore that he is in lederhosen, it makes him happy
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thanks for tagging me in all the toph art you want me to recreate! unfortunately i am blind so i cant see them
𝗙𝗔𝗩𝗘𝗦@MissFaves
Toph Beifong Cosplay - Avatar SFW
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@briALTcookiebox What kind of potato isn't finished after 2 hours of jacketing?
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ITS BEEN IN THE OVEN FOR 2 FUCKING HOURS AND THEY STILL ARENT COOKED THROUGH FUCK THIS WHOEVER THOUGHT OF BAKED POTATOES IS A GODDAMN MASOCHIST I JUST WANT MY GODDAMN POTATOES THIS SUCKS IM JUST GONNA PUT SOUR CREAM ON PASTA SAME THING WHATEVER
briiiiiiii@briALTcookiebox
i think im gonna get really into jacket potatoes soon maybe thatll be the next Bri Food
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@briALTcookiebox Wanna combine bank accounts and get something off the dollar menu?
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guys my bank account isnt doing so hot 😔
briiiiiiii@briALTcookiebox
every time someone tweets about needing to pay a lot in taxes i put off doing my taxes for another hour
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“womb asmr but you can hear your parents arguing in the background” and it just has very muffled arguing noises in the background
“womb asmr but i spelled it wrong” and its incredibly loud bomb and explosion sounds for an hour straight
“womb asmr but i forgot to take my birth control” and its an hour long series of straining grunts and/or construction noises followed by the entire screen turning bright white and baby crying sounds at the very end
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every time someone tweets about needing to pay a lot in taxes i put off doing my taxes for another hour
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i have such a phobia of working on my pc in my office that i pay for a 2nd live2d subscription so i can do prep and setup work on my laptop awkwardly with a trackpad in the living room fjdsklfjdslk
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Just curious but what exactly do you hear inside the womb?
Soleil 🌟🦋@soleilestelle
folks, THIS is the kind of mic you're supposed to use for womb ASMR (aka VAGINA ASMR). A lavalier condenser microphone. Oh my God. I don't know what you ladies are using but it should NOT be hurting 😭
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@briALTcookiebox Oh, so that's where all your blood iron goes
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if my content were more nsfw i would do a womb asmr stream but every few minutes you hear metal pipes go off and i refuse to address or acknowledge it
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@briALTcookiebox It's very iffy. Luckily you have no recent or longstanding health problems that might make you more susceptible to infection.
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IS A CHIPOTLE BURRITO 5 DAY OLD STILL GOOD TO EAT IF IT WAS IN FRIDGE WRAPPED IN FOIL THE WHOLE TIME
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