Mark Andrews

@colinobrady @TheTodayShow @hodakotb @SavannahGuthrie @craigmelvin Hey Colin, very inspiring! I have set a goal to run a marathon - close to impossible with all the tumors in my spine - but I’m going for it. I’m looking forward to reading your book. (ps - my wife’s name is Jenna also)

Did you catch me on @TheTodayShow? So fun talking with @hodakotb, @SavannahGuthrie and @craigmelvin about my new book, The Impossible First. It's out today! Make sure to grab your copy if you haven't yet.

@astros @ChickfilA Just give us the sign when we should go! #jerks #Cheaters #WorldSeries

Day 2️⃣ of #AstrosCaravan 🚌 Come see us at @ChickfilA in Katy this afternoon! Full details below and at Astros.com/Caravan

I sent my wife a gif of an emoji Peach being spanked by an emoji Hand. She had no idea the peach was a butt 🍑!? How is that possible?

@gautamgodse Hotel all the way.

Would you rather spring for a business class upgrade for 3+ hour round trip flights or stay in a nicer hotel for a 2+ day stay? #AskingForAFriend

@ijonathangarza I think you should do it! Don’t rush, set some realistic goals and just do it. What does it look like 6 months from now, 2 years, 5 years.

Thinking about giving sportswriting one more go. I just can't let my dream die. But I'd want to create a new website on my own and everything. Decisions, decisions.

Thanks for the well wishes! Back again tonight - But this too shall pass. #ouroboros #PancreaticCancer

Been rough lately, my pain level has been going up for the last few months. Got to the point I had to finally go to the ER and get a Morphine injection. Groggy today but doing better. 🤕 Could use some encouragement. #PancreaticCancer #pancan

Hi everyone, I just updated my #motiongraphics #reel - I will be available starting July. Please DM, email or call me if you are looking for a gfx artist. I am mainly working from home with all the needed tools & working onsite for shorter projects. #maya #c4d #afterEffects

@jhill1181 Big props to the dragon trainers who managed to get him to take off at the perfect moment! I wonder how many takes they had to do!?

With humans being made up of so much water, it seems we are one laser accident away from having some “cool” new superhero! Get on it ⁦@MarvelStudios⁩ apple.news/AMkM6-u5rTVmiI…

@TheGamerTech @Walmart I get that. I really do. But other stores like Target don’t (As far as my experience). So just because it’s warranted by their losses, is it really the best way or even appropriate?

SHOULD YOU BE TREATED LIKE A CRIMINAL FOR SHOPPING AT @Walmart Why do you check my bags when I leave. You even opened the trashcan to see if I was hiding anything! Don’t you need probable cause to search me at this point? I’ve paid - it’s mine.

@dkylewilson @Walmart Yes true. But ‘get to’ vs. ‘should’. And I get the theft issue but other stores seem to manage it better. IMO.

@MoseCode_Apps @Walmart It’s their store. They get to check you.

@Metellus_1804 @KENDALLKUBAN @Walmart Wow, sucks it comes out of anything you get.

@KENDALLKUBAN @Walmart Ok. You’re right - I won’t. Still doesn’t seem right. I mean, beef up your video surveillance and try checking people who are suspected instead of just having a standard procedure of cavity checking me for buying some toothpaste.

@MoseCode_Apps @Walmart LMAOOOOOO that’s bc there are a lot of criminals stealing in Walmart daily, don’t get offended lol

@MW43681339 @Walmart But don’t tell my wife please.

@MW43681339 @Walmart $50

I think I would rather go to Target or ANYWHERE other then @Walmart where you are just automatically disrespected and treated as a criminal. @Walmart, I’m sorry people steal from you. But it isn’t me. Please quit acting like it is. It’s just rude.

It reminds me a lot of how parking enforcement can’t mark your tires anymore since it’s in anticipation of you committing a crime. Doesn’t this fall into the same catagory. Looking through my stuff to see if I’m stealing something is rather accusatory.