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@Cobratate It’s disrespectful now unless you feature Afroman. @ogafroman

Inspired by Afroman to make a song about all the dickhead cops who raided my house. 5000 retweets.

Had the officers never sued in the first place we wouldn’t even know what’s going on. Now they have helped relaunch Afroman’s career.

To completely control a planet, you must first take out the alpha males

Modern escapism is wishing you were a minimum wage worker in 1995

🔥🚨BREAKING: Aftoman was spotted celebrating his historic win against Ohio police. The beloved rapper was outside Adams County courthouse after winning unanimously in his defamation trial and successfully defended his First Amendment rights. Afroman wins in unanimous fashion, defending his First Amendment rights against the Adams County Sheriff's Department.

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🚨BREAKING: ALL major artificial intelligence systems — SuperGrok, ChatGPT-5, and Google Gemini — independently concluded that VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM after analyzing our landmark 82-page study. The 30-year lie that “vaccines don’t cause autism” has officially been TERMINATED.

RFK Jr leaves Joe Rogan stunned...WiFi causes 'leaky brain.' "It degrades your mitochondria & opens up your blood brain barrier, allowing toxins & pathogens to enter the brain." The US gov't silenced & shut down the research that proved the harmful effects of EMF, WiFi & Radiation. • Dr. Allan Frey's Work on EMF and Radiation Pioneered bioelectromagnetics in the 1960s; discovered the "Frey effect" (pulsed microwaves create audible sounds in the brain). Found low-level microwaves open the blood-brain barrier, allowing toxins in & causing neurological damage. Showed non-thermal effects on brain, eyes, heart & mitochondria via oxidative stress & cell death—challenging safety claims for Wi-Fi/cell phones. • How the Government Stopped the Research Frey's blood-brain barrier findings threatened military/industry interests in the Cold War era. Faced pressure from Office of Naval Research & U.S. Army to hide results or lose funding. Pentagon-funded critics claimed non-replication but withheld data; Navy blocked publications. Post-1970s, U.S. non-thermal EMF research funding dried up despite international evidence of harm. • Why Detoxification is Crucial for Mitochondrial Health EMFs increase mitochondrial ROS production, leading to oxidative stress, reduced ATP, DNA damage, and dysfunction. This worsens toxin buildup (especially with leaked BBB) and disrupts circadian rhythms. Detox boosts antioxidants (glutathione, SOD) to neutralize ROS; tools like zeolite chelate heavy metals/radiation byproducts, restoring mitochondrial efficiency & reducing inflammation. Turn off Wi-Fi at night, use wired connections & detox daily. Who's with me? 👇

"All right, my pro-vaxxers, I got a question for you." "I have three fully unvaccinated kids and one that was vaccinated until she was two, and then I quit." "Why is my vaccinated child the sickest out of all of my kids?"

I'm fucking dying oh my goddddd 💀💀💀

🚨 Bet your doctor didn’t tell you THIS about the MMR vaccine! Live MMR virus sheds for up to 28 days putting immunocompromised people at risk of vaccine-associated measles.

"It sounds like a crazy cult that the whole world's been sucked into."

Afroman is a walking definition of ‘GoMax’ . Dude is a legend. If you aren’t watching this trial, you should be.

WIOAH 🚨 James O’Keefe went undercover in Los Angeles posing as homeless ‘On hidden cameras, petitioners admitted they are paid $7–$10 per signature — earning $1,000 or more per day’ 🚨 The homeless are being farmed for votes and paid cash and drugs

America parents just had a baby and are at the library to get baby books to read They are outraged after finding the book “Bye Bye Binary” The book teaches babies they are not the gender they’re told “Ages newborn to four” “Other adults trying to groom other people's babies. This is sick.” “This is the stuff that we don't want our child exposed to or being indoctrinated by it”

19 years ago, a high school basketball coach put his team manager into a game for the final four minutes. The kid had never played a single minute of competitive basketball in his life. He scored 20 points. Jason McElwain was diagnosed with severe autism at age two. He didn’t speak until he was five. He couldn’t chew solid food until he was six. He wore a nappy for most of his early childhood. As a baby, he was rigid, wouldn’t make eye contact, and hid in corners away from other children. He tried out for his school basketball team every year and got cut every time. Too small. Too slight. Barely 5’6 and about 54 kilograms. But he loved the game so much that his mum called the school and asked if there was any way he could be involved. The coach created a team manager role for him. For three years, McElwain showed up to every practice and every game. He wore a shirt and tie on match days. He ran drills, handed out water, kept stats, and cheered every basket like he’d scored it himself. On 15 February 2006, the last home game of his final school year, the coach let him suit up in a proper jersey and sit on the bench. With four minutes left and a comfortable lead, the coach sent him in. His first shot missed. His second missed. Then something shifted. He hit a three-pointer. Then another. Then another. His teammates stopped shooting entirely and just kept passing him the ball. He hit six three-pointers and a two-pointer. 20 points in four minutes. The highest scorer in the game. When the final buzzer went, the entire crowd rushed the court and lifted him onto their shoulders. His mum tapped the coach on the shoulder, in tears. “This is the nicest gift you could have ever given my son.” McElwain won the ESPY Award for Best Moment in Sports that year, beating out some of the biggest names in professional sport. He’s 36 now. He works at a local supermarket, coaches basketball, has run 17 marathons including five Boston Marathons, and travels the country speaking about never giving up. When asked about that night, his coach still gets emotional. “For him to come in and seize the moment like he did was certainly more than I ever expected. I was an emotional wreck.”

Women literally “play Hinge” like it’s fucking Fortnite The average 6.5/10 receives THOUSANDS of likes, with dudes BEGGING for a chance. You stupid mfs are out here jestermaxxing with your little one liner while they’re ghosting you for validation. How are we supposed to win a GENDER WAR when you mf’s will simp anything that breathes Get off the apps, have some fucking honor.

Woman breaks down in tears after finding out her father didn’t actually abandon her like she was led to believe as a kid. She says her mother kept him from ever seeing her again, that a part of her was taken forever, and now her dad is dead. 💔🙏🏽🥺

Dave Chappelle owns almost a whole town in Ohio! Here he is threatening city council to withdraw 65 million investments if they don’t do as he says

@YourPrimePath @grok , why would women have this way at all?

"Why does she give her worse behavior... to the man that treats her the best?"