tony ballgame

New episode- a really short one this week where we mostly just clown on Dan Orlovsky for being a dingus open.spotify.com/episode/7EJXMp…

on email talking to Obama about this whole troop situation. wow

@RahmEmanuel Do you think sitting on a park bench in your little video will make people think you have a soul?

Let’s bet on America — not against it. I’m proposing a 10% fee on prediction markets and online gambling to fund an American Innovation Fund—investing in AI, quantum computing, fusion energy, life sciences, and national security tech. President Xi is investing in the future, whereas President Trump’s cuts in NIH and NSF is defaulting on America’s preeminence. That’s not how you win. Let’s fund cures, build new energy resources, lead in defense technologies and quantum tech. Stop falling further behind, start investing in winning again. That’s the American way. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

I didn’t say it didn’t raise concerns, but trust me when I tell you that a lot of insiders are in some truly compromised relationships. Maybe they aren’t holding hands, but they are drinking with these dudes, going on vacations, attending weddings and family events. Dianna ain’t gotta give a fuck about me for me understand an obvious double standard. If she has a compromised relationship, she should be relieved of her beat, but there is a clear difference in the level of scrutiny and judgment she’s receiving versus Mike Vrabel. Her career will be over. Him … see him on the sidelines for Game 1.

@Riley_Gaines_ You stand for nothing and are lower than dirt. Have some shame, you pathetic fucking worm

I love the President and I'm so grateful he's in the Oval Office. Of course, I'll continue to support him and the America First agenda. At the end of the day, I do nothing for the approval of man. Our purpose on this earth is to glorify Him in all we do. The truth social post missed the mark. It's now deleted. Amazing! We're imperfect people. I know I am. I don't get my feelings hurt easy and I know with the President it's really not personal. I want to spend eternity in a real place called Heaven. I'd love for Trump to be there too. Jesus is the way, the truth, and the life. I'll keep doing my part by speaking truth & doing my best to lead others to Christ. (and no, I won't be selling merch with his insults on them hahaha)

@DijonaiVictoria the best i could do

Shut yo hoe ass up.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 12,1947

This is so tense I might need a shot of Woody Creek, this is Wm H Macy by the way.

Avsmin in the making 🫡

They should just have beloved character actors take turns running the avs account tig notaro style tbh

@Avalanche Loved you in Fargo, sir. Love seeing you in any film, really. Go Avs

Hey, its Wm H. Macy. Ive taken over posting. We're back from first intermission.

welcome back, Z (and Franklin)! 🩵 we’ve officially signed Azurá Stevens.

(Eric Adams voice, particularly contrived tone) I'm entering my Albanian era

There have been over 1.4 million total 10-game spans by players in NBA history, including playoffs. In none of them did a player have as many points, rebounds and assists as Nikola Jokić during the @nuggets' current 10-game winning streak (252 points, 145 rebounds, 127 assists).

@ScottWalker Shut up you fucking loser

Further proof I was right to kill the “high speed” rail line between Milwaukee and Madison.