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I do not 'gaze' at Scully

Woah I was almost killed by a flying cow!

Ha! The Rain King did a rain dance and made it rain!! We are soaked. Mulder 1. Scully 0.

After an encounter with a UFO, I'm stuck in the (not so good looking) body of Morris Fletcher and I have a nagging wife. Geez. #xfiles

@ScullyFBI Happy Birthday to my one in five billion xx

Scully is hot when she's in 'SCIENCE IS EVERYTHING' mode *wipes brow*

@ScullyFBI But if only you'd not passed out right as the spaceship flew over us. You always miss things and think I imagined them *sulks*

@Evarwyn Awesome idea. You're hired

@ScullyFBI Maybe your science will rescue you next time you're frozen underground in alien gunk *sulks*

I'm being admonished for my travel expenses. What can I say? The arctic is expensive *shrugs*

@ScullyFBI Thanks a lot for that

@ScullyFBI Pencils! Awesome! You're the best Scully

I hate bees. They ruin everything.

@ScullyFBI Um, Scully? See those tanker trucks that just went by? I think my case is made *does a little dance*

Note to self: cute bartender lady is not interested in my paranormal woes

Scully keeps telling everyone how she saved me as usual. She's forgetting I found the bomb in the vending machine. She does that *sulks*

@ScullyFBI @Rachelspicy She kicks ass at Ping-Pong too :)

@ScullyFBI We look damn good Scully

@Dentonvale @ScullyFBI I am totally on board with this

Soon we may finally understand all there is to know about the X Files. The truth is within our grasp