@Fernanchh @xysist Women are offering themselves to him like a sacrifice to a god. God's favourite fr
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FFF
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@xysist Hey, I can cook and I’m an unproblematic shy gentle woman.
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My kitchen came out exactly how I envisioned the design. I am a happy man
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@undoctored__ @xysist Even doctors want him. Stock prices going uppp!
Bitcoin in 2025
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There are some positions I never fathomed could exist. These are the people whose kids will give you pressure online yet wewe ulichangiwa na kijiji kujoin Bomet University.
Julians Amboko@AmbokoJH
Dr. Lillian Nyawanda, Commissioner Customs, has been appointed Ag. Commissioner General at the Kenya Revenue Authority. Two things come to mind: · Look at the chart & pay attention to taxes on international trade. In the 9 months to March 2026, Customs continued its streak as an out-performer having collected Kes 733.7 billion, 100.9% performance rate & 13.3% y/y growth · Longest serving commissioner at the authority currently
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Hiyo living large ni wewe na wasichana wengine kama wewe ndio mnaifund😹😹😹
Ulidhani umepata rich husband haha
🧚🏾♀️@ogechib_
men disgust me .
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@joy_joy57118 @TemperCR7 Ulikataa nikupeleke date lakini unajipeleka club to a stranger? Anaku easy fr
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FFF 리트윗함
Btw Sakaja f you a hundred times bcoz wtf!!!!
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I was 20 when I hit 60kgs. People told me I look 26.
Now I maintain a lean 54kgs
Mbabz@Kalasinga_
Haha. People get shocked whenever they find out I'm 82 kg despite being so lean - ish.
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Told them A56 is better phone at 50k
Walinipika😅
But facts are stubborn they say
CHOBOS™@SangKip4
The new iPhone 16e is retailing at around KSh 80,000, while high-end mid-range phone like the Samsung A56 is cheaper but feature-packed.
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@xysist @murziefaith You watching Faith talk about a luo man, who lives next door and keeps knocking at her door, knowing you're in love with her:
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FFF 리트윗함
@ogechib_ @Klaus__2 @carltonkitheka1 (confession)
I'm low-key attracted to women with fucked up lives. I really think I can heal them. Idk.
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@Klaus__2 @carltonkitheka1 mimi he blocked me ju i said viatu alibuyia mtoto ni "tubaya" 😂
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2 baby daddies and none of them does their due diligence?
Pole sana
I hope if you ever choose to have another child this time you choose someone who'll stick around
That will lift so much weight off your back
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The type of woman you set aside 40% of your salary just so you can experience her for 3 weeks then ghost her.
🦋El~Fuego🫦@fuegoshawrry777
7/10😚
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@pr3stonK @DennisKakai11 Kama unategemea salary tafuta dingy local ama uache pombe😂😂😂
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@Mullahco_ @DennisKakai11 😂no wonder kama si mtu unakatia, tafta tu vijana wako. Sisi ata Konyagi tutakunywa na tukuite Kiongozi😂
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Nimekumbuka nilienda Cavali with my boys juzi, tunakunywa beer zetu polepole then some nigga comes in with 4-5 babes asks politely kukaa kwa meza yetu then akauliza his bevy of ladies “Mimi niko na 5k, nyinyi mko na?”
They dead ass told him “ Tuko na hio 5k yako”😂😂mans left💀
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