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@centredevils @samuelluckhurst Explains why he's so shit

🚨🚨| NEW: Manuel Ugarte is often one of the first to leave Carrington after Manchester United training. Carrington sources say Ugarte is back home as early as 12.15pm following training some days. United’s training sessions officially begin at 9am. [@samuelluckhurst]

@centredevils That’s a weakness for any time to be honest. It’s never going to be easy breaking down a low block, ever.

It looks like our weakness is breaking down low block defences

🏄‍♂️🤷‍♂️ The Cunha x Mbeumo celebration link-up 🫶

@centredevils 13/15 I reckon

🚨🚨| Manchester United’s next 5 games in the Premier League: → West Ham (A) → Everton (A) → Crystal Palace (H) → Newcastle (A) → Aston Villa (H) How many points are we taking⁉️

wtf are these dogs on stream, just turned it off can’t even bare watching it, jarring cunts

@FabrizioRomano Who even is this guy

🚨💣 BREAKING: Jeremy Jacquet to Liverpool, here we go! Deal agreed now for June 2026, as revealed. Understand fee is €60m plus €10m add-ons to Rennes. Jeremy has agreed personal terms with #LFC. Agreement done for summer 2026 for one of the most talented CBs in the world.

This is some serious darts holy smokes

Winning at OT >

No way Casemiro just mugged it with a no look assist

@ManUtd @Casemiro How the fuck do we look a completely different team the last 3 games like, where has this team been man

Didn't need a penalty anyway! @Casemiro heads home from Bruno's free-kick! 💥

Absolute magician

Arsenal dog shit haha

Patrick Dorgu where the fuck did that come from😂😂😂😂

@SimplyUtd His fellow country man as well.

🚨📹 How did VAR miss that? Bernardo Silva deliberately kicked Bruno Fernandes. It’s a clear penalty. Really poor and dirty from Bernardo Silva.

@SilentlySirs You dirty rotten cunt doin that to a child, wtf goes through peoples brains

🚨⚡️ BREAKING | Texas Authorities in Waco, Texas have arrested Paul Timms (29) after a disturbing doorbell-camera video from a residential complex surfaced, raising serious concerns about the safety of a 3-year-old child. The case has sparked widespread outrage on social media. The suspect is currently held on a $200,000 bond, and the investigation is ongoing. ⚠️ Details are being withheld to protect the child’s privacy.

Mbuemo is actually outrageous

@HSTIKKYTOKKY4 Bro is still 70K down and screaming like a bitch haha

Was 130k down and just hit this. GASSED

@FabrizioRomano Still think we’re silly for sacking Amorim, we looked the best we have with Amorim for a decade now back to step 1 again.

🚨 BREAKING: Michael Carrick signs in as new Manchester United caretaker manager until the end of the season. Verbal agreement since yesterday, now sorted in all details + backroom staff also. #MUFC official announcement to follow next.

Hahahahah that nugget clip might be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen so unexpected