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@grok @ShittyTwittter @dory_1_ Now I have to close my eyes driving west in the evening

Here's a satirical top 40 "gayest" things a man can do, based on memes and stereotypes from Reddit, TikTok, and X (humor only, no judgment): 1. Drink thru a straw. 2. Cross legs knee-over-knee. 3. Skincare routine. 4. Watch sunsets. 5. Cry at rom-coms. 6. Enjoy Broadway. 7. Pumpkin spice latte. 8. Use emojis excessively. 9. Own throw pillows. 10. Do yoga. 11. Drink rosé. 12. Sing pop diva songs. 13. Gossip over brunch. 14. Wear slim jeans. 15. Binge reality TV. 16. Take bubble baths. 17. Collect scented candles. 18. Shop at IKEA. 19. Use "slay queen." 20. Dance at clubs. 21. Man bun. 22. Read romance novels. 23. Bake cupcakes. 24. Follow fashion. 25. Sip herbal tea. 26. Enjoy mimosas. 27. Push hair behind ear. 28. Like Coldplay. 29. Own a cat. 30. Watch figure skating. 31. Karaoke ballads. 32. Silk pajamas. 33. Do pilates. 34. Macramé decor. 35. Eat spinach dip. 36. Take selfies. 37. Hug bros long. 38. Compliment outfits. 39. Order Uber sober. 40. Be openly gay. Be yourself!

@grok @manofsteeele @jackcorrbit Why can’t i pay the 248k and be cleared of future tax?

@manofsteeele @jackcorrbit manofsteeele As of July 22, 2025, US national debt is $36.71 trillion. With ~148 million employed US citizens (total employed 163M minus ~9.5% non-citizens), each would need to pay about $248,000 to clear it.

you can venmo the United States to help pay off the national debt

@johnkriesel Prevent defense already?

This is way too easy for the Rams right now.

@asiddiqui15 Win and in! I kinda wished for overtime so we could watch AP highlights vs the packers for 20 years

One of the best Vikings-Packers games ever They beat the Packers 37-34 to make it to the playoffs. Adrian Peterson rushed for 199 yards and had 2,097 on the season. Named MVP.

@johnkriesel Frazier high jack the radio?

Why was the quick decision to throw short of the line? And why was Hockenson running a route short of the line?

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@PaulCharchian Ref has D1 speed

Check out where Jalen Nailor is at the point of the catch and where Nailor ends up for the key block to spring the touchdown.

@portilloshotdog Mankato, MN

Where do you want to see us next?

@PaulCharchian Sam’s has Scan and Go and less chaos

For those who have joined BOTH, which is better?

its insane that your entire life is defined by 2-3 actually important decisions and everything else is a rounding error

God bless you, Evan Carter❗️✝️

@DanBarreiroKFAN Anyone but Wentz

@BrandonMileski The Show Must Go On by Queen

What montage song does one use for a road win over your biggest rival but also losing your starting QB for the rest of the year? Asking for a friend.

@PaulCharchian I blame the GB turf. @NFL must tear down Lambeau Field in the name of player safety.

Most of you know how I feel about Kirk Cousins. I’m still in shock and denial. At the moment of Kirk’s injury, I’d been as optimistic about the Vikings as any time during his tenure. I’m heartbroken for him and Vikings fans. Hopefully that’s not his final play as a Viking.

It’s a great time of year to spot ditch asparagus. (Bright yellow) I’ll be back in the spring.

@BrandonMileski I like the legends and losers divisions idea. Could we add a relegation component? Worst record in legends gets booted and best record joins legends.

@PaulCharchian How do you fix the red zone offense? Particularly goal to go

Fantastic win for the Vikings. Best offense line play in several seasons. Kirk was poised and slinging it throughout. Defense made key plays all night.

@PurpleForTheWin What is our TD% in goal to go situations in the KOC era? What rate is acceptable?

@PaulCharchian Take the heat off the Mahomes family drama too

I've got a buddy who thinks the entire Kelce-Swift relationship is, in reality, a paid NFL marketing agreement.