Ron Stoppable (Parody)

-Not new to RP -4+ years experience -This is a post series/AU of Ron. -NSFW in DM’s -I will be as detailed as I can and match -Like and retweet or else I will not give you a naco.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ♡⸝⸝ you killed my only friend and made me your henchman . if you kill me today i’m making sure you’re cancelled too .

//You know that one robot

@IsLaraCroft “I mean that is why I always tagged along with KP.”

𝗚𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀, 𝗳𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗮𝗱𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲𝗿𝘀🏹 “ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅɴ’ᴛ ꜱᴜɢɢᴇꜱᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ.”

@VlLLAlN0USGREEN I don’t mean to be, I must be running Buffoonfu OS 5.0 still. I dunno how to upgrade it

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ you’re all so . . exhausting ——

Fine you want Ron to be seductive?! Proceeds to knead bread like that one robot

No of Ron being seductive Because the last time I did that explicitly people threw up and shidded themselves

@LegaciesMika “You try to stop a bad guy and… Stuff happens.” He sighs, “I’m out of practice by a big degree.”

@NacoFool So, what happened? *I ask as I start to wrap up his injured wrist.*

//Okay why not..

//I’ve been sleeping off and on all day, and not managing my blood sugar well

//Sometimes I just wanna give up and not write anymore

//I’m going back to bed… I was woken up early and I am tired again.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ # wow , the whole day .ᐟ you ain’t . . . . gotta run off with your princess to axe some earth fella .ᐣ

@MeisterDeathies Yeah, I’m alright. It’s not like anyone has broken up with me or anything.

@NacoFool Hmmm are you sure about that

I’ma dip my balls in some thousand island dressing… Cause I got depression

@MeisterDeathies Yeah, I was just joking

@NacoFool You alright?

@Benevoism Dang, spinal too?

@NacoFool yee

“My spine hurt.”

@BeepBeepCallMe “Can’t complain at all.”

@NacoFool "Hows it going?"

"Hi Ron!" @NacoFool

//I guess I am musically diverse unless it’s metal or rock covers of songs. I dunno.

//So I watched two of the episodes of the boys and that one song by INXS, I heard that on a Me First and The Gimme Gimme cover first. That means I’m just not as old as they are, or as musically diverse.

Hang on, I gotta start up my brain by manual hand crank.