Neckbeard Hacker

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Neckbeard Hacker

@NeckbeardHacker

Fat guy who knows C++. Hire me to replace @HipsterHacker's code with a set of very small shell scripts.

Third cubicle on the right. 가입일 Nisan 2011
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Neckbeard Hacker@NeckbeardHacker·
Congrats, CompSci grads of 2012. Now look to your left. Look to your right. In 10 years, 2 of you will have the title "Senior PHP Developer"
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Clean Code is the sign of a project misspent.
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FRIENDSHIP ended with StackOverflow 😔 NOW ChatGPT is my BEST Friend 😎
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Neckbeard Hacker@NeckbeardHacker·
Remember when UML round trip code generation put us all out of work? Me neither.
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Neckbeard Hacker@NeckbeardHacker·
And I just opened my savings account with SVB, too. I guess this means I'm not getting that free Juicero?
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Neckbeard Hacker@NeckbeardHacker·
This poll had too many options
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Neckbeard Hacker@NeckbeardHacker·
Should I switch from emacs to vi? I will abide by the outcome.
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Neckbeard Hacker@NeckbeardHacker·
"I have a great idea for an app, I just need someone to code it for me! ☹️" - Elon fans currently giddy about "overpaid" Twitter engineers getting "fired"
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Good thing you can just "build twitter in a weekend" (side note: I get all my architecture opinions from hacker news)
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