Neil Humphreys

NEW BOOK! NEW BOOK! It’s always lovely when a new book comes out. My latest - AWFUL AGATHA RUNS WILD - is out now. So proud of this trilogy. Awful Agatha is not really awful. She’s a funny, brave girl dealing with tough issues. A personal favourite. Happy reading 😉

The arrogance of Washington is staggering. Pete Hegseth openly mocks the UK Royal Navy on live television, sarcastically demanding they step up to fight Trump's disastrous war. The American empire is completely alienating its closest allies while begging for help.

The paper that cheered for: - Brexit - Johnson - Truss - Farage - Reform Now cheering for Trump. Thereby remaining reliably, catastrophically wrong about pretty much everything… #DailyFail

Never forget who you are fight for.

The President of the United States woke up this morning and posted a 150-word personal attack on Bruce Springsteen. Not on Iran. Not on the tariffs crashing global markets. Not on the recession warnings. Bruce Springsteen. There is a standard psychological tool called the Hare Psychopathy Checklist. It has 20 items scored on a scale from 0 to 40. The cutoff for a diagnosis of psychopathy is 30.  The average person scores around 4. The average maximum security prisoner scores 22.  A panel of eminent psychiatrists assessed Trump before his 2024 sentencing in New York. He scored 36 out of 40.  The 25th Amendment exists precisely for this. Section 4 allows the Vice President and a majority of the Cabinet to declare the president unable to carry out his duties.  It has never been used. In any normally functioning democracy, the bar would be far lower. Most leaders in that position resign themselves. Instead, this one is on Truth Social at 7:58 AM calling a rock legend a dried-up prune. America is fighting a war it cannot exit in Iran. Markets are in freefall. Allies are making alternative plans. And the man with the nuclear codes is writing concert reviews. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

Daily Mail. Always on the wrong side of history. It started with support for Hitler, Mussolini and Oswald Mosley. Continued with fawning coverage and praise for Johnson even as Brexit shown to be disastrous. Worshipped Truss, then Farage and Reform. Now a cheerleader for Trump.

These meetings will be studied for years. Grown men turned into pets by Trump, and their own greed and cowardliness. It's almost impossible to believe that humans can degrade themselves this much. When I see this, assuming I'm done throwing up, I'm ashamed to be a human.

"If I win, I may never see my golf properties — I may never see these places again. Because I’m going to be working for you, I’m not going to have TIME to go play GOLF. Believe me!" - Trump, August, 2016

The pedophile psychopath, with saber in hand, dancing to the gay anthem YMCA — this was the night America's allies came to the horrifying realization that the American people have lost their fucking minds. 😳👇

When Thailand’s Deputy Finance Minister resigned in 2025, he claimed he only knew fugitive money launderer Benjamin Mauerberger as a casual acquaintance from their kids' school. Leaked photos from his son’s private Instagram tell a different story. 1/8

Donald Trump's net approval rating has collapsed to a historic negative 17 points. He is the most unpopular president in US history.

Another dark day for the FIFA Peace Prize’s centuries-old prestige

No way the fall of Rome was this cringe

thousands of games happen across England every weekend, TEN have VAR. A world without VAR is not some kind of crazy thought, it's a reality in nearly all other games.

Trump: “US always rescues Britain.” 457 Brits died in Afghanistan. 179 in Iraq. British forces are still there today. He dodged the draft. We buried our dead. Don’t lecture us on sacrifice.

He’s single handedly destroying the world’s economy. It’s now £1.80 per litre of diesel in large parts of the UK. But this fucking clown is dancing. Cunt!

This is next level trolling. Iran just turned Trump into a meme factory 😊

This guy . . .

He kidnapped a Head of State in Venezuela. He killed 170 girls in a school. He assassinated a Head of State in Iran. He started a war. He drove up oil prices. He began a genocide in Cuba. The worst president in world history. Donald Trump.

Donald Trump disappointed by NATO here’s why Hormuz blocked. 🤣🤣

A master mass here from Micheal Martin on how to speak fluently and diplomatically - while also standing up for values, peace and European allies -