Nether Hour Out of Context

kim kardashian has purchased Nether Hour’s iconic hats for reportedly $500,000, TMZ reports.

if y’all go home and fuck later please put one of our songs on while you do it

“extra acidic after i hit it”

“he teetee-ed the shit outta her bed” “i melted her box spring”

“i am a tweet”

would you believe me if i told you i was peter pan and can fly?!

“im out here just tryna channel sex”

@davidlucascomic is all the way out here #thicccboysbikeclub

actual advice: don’t ever put your phone and wallet in the same pocket. trust me. i lose both all the time.

um excuse me i love you but did you just call that baby a bitch

she’ll wring that boys dick like a squeegee dude

one of those long juicy scrotums

his balls wrap around his dick like a manta ray and slap together

mr. slappy balls mcman

shes gotta fat ass but she shits real dirty outta it