Nick of the Hart Family

Standup comedy is one of the dirtiest habits I’ve ever picked up. That being said, be on the lookout for my debut special, Surprisingly Affectionate. Coming soon....

@marknorm They’ve been riding that Xmas lights in the palm tree commercial for 30 years now.

I just realized how eerie it is that Corona beer ads have always been just an empty beach or one couple on an island alone. It’s like they knew.

Here's the link you're fucking glorious. Enjoy it! bit.ly/NateCraigPrefe…

"Preferred Customer" - out #MEMORIALDAY @allthingscomedy thank you for your service. Everyone that comments on the special @ the ATC @YouTube channel gets unlimited unopened credit card applications from major financial institutions. Thanks @billburr @almadrigal &everyone @ ATC🇺🇸

China’s de facto coup on Taiwan is pretty much happening. They winning. China thinks they Jordan and America is Magic and Europe is Bird. Well, they look at how much better their emigrants do here and can you blame em?

@bertkreischer Berta

My sister is having a baby GIRL in OCTOBER and she is looking for an Italian name for a little girl. Any suggestion?

We are done. Give it to our rivals they know how to beat us and they are doing it.

What makes life hard for entrepreneurs? Communism/socialism.

Stand up comedy is one of the dirtiest habits I’ve ever picked up. That being said, be on the lookout for my debut special, Surprisingly Affectionate

Customer: Are you a comedian? Me: I was when standup comedy was still a thing

“If you vote for Trump, I bet you ain’t got hot sauce in yo bag.” - Biden’s first draft

If you want to succeed in any bullshit business hide all the real parts of you.

@briannafrost Crime and action, Benicio Del Toro and James Caan.

@NickHartInc Whats that about?

@MattLevy51 @NickHartInc

@POOPSCRUFFIN4U What the foot!!

Some people live hand to mouth. And others put their foot in their mouth. But some people...

Preferred Customer by Wisconsin’s own @hypeman on @allthingscomedy on #MemorialDay CHECK IT OUT!!!!!!

I didn’t leave NYC during the pandemic and I’ve been sick of this place since 2011

I found the best deal ever today at Target! #FastAndFurious #fast9

Another 2 million people file for unemployment. The NY Times “Stop eating meat you disgusting racist”

I am 100% sure that the thing I will regret most at the end of my life will be the amount of time I spent looking at social media. Please like and retweet. I need this.