NOT HenryKP

@AskPapaJohns absolute joke. Ordered 4 pizzas from Cheltenham road store in Bristol at 9pm and get an email at quarter to ten to say issue with order. 1030 and still no pizza, what’s going on lads #shambles

@MayaJama I’d let you fart in my mouth

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@Henrykp @TD_2001 Creasing

@jameshaskell @MadeleyChloe @Henrykp thoughts

1 Million kg lift @barnesrugbyclub are attempting a 1 million kg lift in memory of club legend Garry Garrett. They are hoping to raise 10k for NHS charities. @madeleychloe and a hungover contribution😂. Please donate to show ur support. linktr.ee/jameshask #BarnesRFCBigLift

@Henrykp @NOT_MOTD What a man

This is absolute gold. 🤣 twitter.com/FootyRustling/…

@WisdenCricket @PatGriesh

What's the most memorable view you've had on a cricket field?

@jonjoroberts14 Wilder Fury tells you all you need to know. You’d eat that pussy for breakfast

@Rugbydump Answers?

Name the players. 🤔

@FootyRustling @Cameron_Walker8

@PeIeWasAFraud @Cameron_Walker8 and the thread

@FootyRustling @Cameron_Walker8

@Eman_Official @tobiaswclarke

Champions League Moments😭 #LockdownLegend #UCL

@aimeesarairwin @LameAsChris @abby_parkinson Forgot my tag aha

me and my homies the first night quarantine is over

@_lucymcgrath @YasminNatashaB @tobiaswclarke

Why are we demanding footballers hand over their money and not, say, Jacob Rees Mogg? Or the Queen?

This is a deleted scene from The Office. Has to be.

@hannahshipp_ Not sure but once this is all over why don’t you come round mine and I’ll show you what a real man does with his bruised banana

Midfield Maestro William Pascall on the coronavirus outbreak: “Adonbilvit”

@Ben_Chalky @ajarrodkimber Phil Tuffnel - elegant

@ajarrodkimber The laconic Carl Hooper or Chris Gayle

Cricket twitter, What are your favourite run ups of spinners? Not looking for your fav spinners, but purely your fav approaches to the crease. One's that were beautiful, joyful, bizzare or out of place. I'm a Peter Taylor (and Sleep) man, but also really love Chris Gayle.

When the @premierleague returns