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Martin H.

Martin H.

@NotNKVD

Putting the -funk- in functional alcoholism. General shitposter, with rare moments of clarity.

가입일 Haziran 2017
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Martin H.@NotNKVD·
Shitty edit, but gets the point of the aftermath of last night across.
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Colin Craker@TheMarvelousMrC·
Some Futurama drawings from over the years
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YorktownCV-5@YorktownCV5·
第三册USN舰娘设定集目前已经发售,预计4月之内发货 总之快来看看————
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TakemoriKohoto
TakemoriKohoto@TKohoto·
Being in the middle feels pretty weird. Thanks to the huge flood of communication between the US and Japan, there are tons of US-themed anime girls now. I'd love to join in, but that's already my thing, so I'm just like, 'Yeah, great.'
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JosephFox2@JosephFox_088·
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Pandramodo
Pandramodo@pandramodo·
The new and revamped merch store is here! Get your favorite plane gal attire, War Thunder unique decal, and more! Link in bio!
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luka big pants
luka big pants@LukaBigPants·
my car got destroyed
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Martin H.@NotNKVD·
@Sneakyone75 My housemate has *most* of the equipment, but was waffling about getting the rest.
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Sneaky@Sneakyone75·
@NotNKVD It's an investment but the first time you save over 1$ a round you will love it
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Kay Fan Club
Kay Fan Club@BurgerGirlFan·
Daily Kay #344
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HoraceVT 🪄🎬@Phontomen·
You know I think I've reached the phase of just letting people rot in stupidity.
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ちるへる
ちるへる@chirno_helmet·
Since my American friends seem interested in me, I'll introduce myself. I'm Japanese cosplayer. I often play with toy guns, imitating characters from movies and video games.
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Kamille Bidan, MD (G-Gundam arc)
Doing pilot call-outs every time I go out with my car like: "Kamille Bidan, Honda Civic. Going out!"
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Martin H.@NotNKVD·
@Sneakyone75 The curse of a large collection is how much time you need to dedicate to constant maintenance. And goddamn I skimp on it way too often.
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Martin H.@NotNKVD·
Spilled my spaghet all over the floor in front of a higher up, now I want to walk in front of a train aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Gundrium@Gundrium·
@SyAcYoU_JAPAN There is a man in the UK who's made an entire collection of memes where he's talking calmly and nicely behind the wheel of his van, usually talking about pleasant things. With the punchline being his abrupt change of tone as he starts screaming about the traffic he's stuck in.
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社長@SyAcYoU_JAPAN·
ファッキントラフィック!!!
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Joshhhp@Joshhhqq·
Asuka and Haruhi fighting
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HoraceVT 🪄🎬
HoraceVT 🪄🎬@Phontomen·
Because maintaining constant large company requires appeasement, which invariably causes compromises in conversation and logic to not upset everyone. But halfway between the truth and a lie is still a lie. And so you become as insane as the people you want to keep around.
Rumi@rumilyrics

Why are the realest people always so isolated?

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HoraceVT 🪄🎬
HoraceVT 🪄🎬@Phontomen·
Man. 100% accurate. This face of mine is entertaining to me, it's not because I'm trying to hide something about myself. But man the shit I could say can and has gotten me into trouble.
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