John “The Crank” Freeman

I love chubby girls like this

@theAntiPicks Gonna pull this move when I’m back in the 01002, I’ll keep you posted.

Right in anti chicks stupid fucking stuffed animals mouth ! 😂😂💨💨💩💩 Her roommates definitely heard that… probably felt it too

@cadeottonburner This is the kind of creativity I’m looking for on my feed Cade. Well done once again.

I drive my car, and got so far But in the end, it doesn’t even matter. #LinkinNavigator

Teach I’m gonna be late, piss off.

“Let’s talk about it when you get back home”

@honeymoonache Wish it was so we could at least slim her down a bit

@OGJohnnyW1 Ain’t no way this isn’t edited

I love chubby girls like this

April fools reminds me of the purge. We can do literally whatever we want and just throw in a, “nah I’m just playing April fools.” Ladies you better watch out! Fool on you later, John

I really staring to think these bruins are kinda naaaasty

Teach thought he was slick cold calling me off the rip in class today due to my 5 in a row absence. Guess what, raped you and the question. Better luck next time, John

Hungachusetts rn and I can’t believe I can get away with what I do. Never stopping and never changing. See you tonight! John

Oh how I missed you U.S.A

@JonesMac Twat

This Guinness was promised 3000 years ago

I’m 100% telling my kids I was number three on #TheList there was levels to this shit. Happy Wednesday

Paris I am inside of you!!!

I truly do wonder the day it will all come crashing down. I’m definitely not going to stop what I’m doing but just food for thought. See you in 3 days European women, John

@theAntiPicks @boobfan69420 @Sharpie Personally been rocking the S Gel.7 (silver). The shine can be obnoxious; however, I’ve found the grip near the tip is better performing than its adversaries. Agree or disagree but we can’t beat the no smudge regardless.

Taking @boobfan69420 s @Sharpie S gel .7 (black) ™️ for a spin… wow this thing just glides across the page. Bravo sharpie, bravo! and well done Thad for doing your due diligence and picking these inky treats up👏🏿✍🏿🛫🧈 #penfan #talkingpens #vibes

#NewMurphs you did not disappoint

@KidFromAtherton I guess I will!

Someone needs to make a #gloryhole in #newmurphs so I have somewhere to #laytheland when I arrive there

Bag, #NewMurphs 6-8pm Leap, No Food, and a Liquid IV. Happy blarney BV.

@ChrisSmoove55 I’ll keep you posted Chris #NewMurphs appearance tmrw

To anyone still at UMass. Just curious how is the new Murphs spot. If I ever visit should I check it out for just leave it alone?