Ari (Cryptid Era) 🏳️‍🌈

SAY PSYCHE RIGHT NOW 😭😭😭

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happy anniversary to twilight princess and my wife midna #loz

Instead of a labubu I have pikmin keychains

@_Akayl_ LITERALLY 😭😭😭

@ObakeAri You're literally that meme of *Apollo with a ball of foresight* *some random person on the Internet*

You know if I had a nickel for every time a sequel/spin-off game to BOTW introduced lore mechanics that I established in a fanfic YEARS ago….I’d have a lot of nickels.

MY GIRL’S GOT A FUCKING SWORD!!! LET’S FUCKING GOOOOO

Guys I found the Broke Bitch’s cutscene video for AoI and I fear the first 2 minutes just introduced an ASTRONOMICAL plot hole 💀

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In this house I do believe in spoilers bc how tf else am I going to enjoy any game drops for the rest of forever?

@ShippingTrash I thought it was a god damn lie. It’s not a god damn lie 😭 It hit me not even 24 hours after writing the most gut-wrenching angst of my life that ended on a cliffhanger

@ObakeAri Man it just a bides it’s time a waits for the perfect moment doesn’t it 🤣

The Ao3 curse finally got me after 8 fucking years and it got me in the form of septic boobs. 💀💀💀

“Link, I… see you later…” MidLink

@drawlemon1 Lmao because I think outside of dropping some wicked angst on ao3 when I couldn’t sleep in the hospital this is the first I’ve posted about them 😅 But they’re so squishy and perfect I love them and want to take an axe to anyone who might ever wrong them ever.

@ObakeAri how is this how im finding out you had the babies lol

I mean this in the nicest way possible, but I am personally offended by any parent of singleton babies. Like what do you mean you don’t have two crying at the same time???

Hi I’m alive and a mother now. My children are perfect. My boobs hurt. My rage at everyone beyond my front yard is unfathomable. The cats don’t bite but I probably will.

And while I’m at it the internet trolls who remind me of the horrible times my babies were born in can go suck my nuts. You think I’m not aware of that???

It is entirely possible that pregnancy undid some of my neurodivergence and the mental readjustment I am experiencing is WILD.