Zach 🍪🥵

I’m always real and never fake… don’t like me or what I post, fuck off 😊

This and knowing that tomorrow you have nothing to do

One of the most British moments was when a man got hit by a bus and casually walked back into the pub

when tomorrow is monday but you're unemployed

The most dangerous lie in human history isn’t about food. It isn’t about medicine. It is about sleep. For 200,000 years, humans did not sleep 8 hours. That number was invented in 1938 by a mattress company called Simmons Beautyrest. Before that campaign, the average human slept in two shifts. Historians call it “Biphasic Sleep.” You would sleep for 4 hours, wake up for 2, then sleep for another 4. During that 2-hour window, people would pray, have s*x, write, think, and connect with their families. Some of the greatest works in human history were created in that sacred middle window. Shakespeare wrote most of his plays between 1AM and 3AM during his second wake period. Mozart composed entire symphonies in what he called “The God Hours.” Then the Industrial Revolution needed workers on a fixed schedule. You cannot run a factory on biphasic sleep. So they hired a psychologist named Dr. Nathaniel Kleitman to “prove” that 8 consecutive hours was the biological standard. He faked the studies. He was funded entirely by the mattress industry. And the medical establishment adopted his research without question because it aligned with the factory model. They turned the most creative 2 hours of human consciousness into a “sleep disorder.” They called it “Insomnia.” They medicated it. They gaslight an entire generation that 8 hours of continuous sleep was healthy. They pathologized the exact window of consciousness that produced some of the greatest art, music, and literature in human history. You are not an insomniac. You are experiencing the most natural form of human consciousness. And a mattress company convinced you it was a disease. Stop medicating your genius. Wake up at 2AM. Write the thing. The “God Hours” are calling. ✨🙌🏾💫 © Andre Gonzalves

half of twitter is horny and the other half is suicidal

Unfollow me, I don't give a fuck. Call me a leftist. I trust no one. You all fall for anything if a famous guy in a suit says it. I'm proud I can think for myself.

why are weekends starting to feel like a 30 minute lunch break

I had one

Pro 𝕏 Tip: Post whatever you want.

日本のすべてのアカウントをフォローしたいです。

The simple fact that you’re still here after everything you’ve been through is not an accident.

When you realize the microdose wasn't micro.

The Wholesome Slut-Nikole Mitchell #softwhiteunderbelly youtu.be/QPqi4noPaGs?si…

I made this animation in Blender

Behind the scenes of SCREAM (1996)

"how old are you?" me:

A man attempts to return his elderly neighbor, who is wearing only a shirt and a soaked diaper, to his home…only to have the caretaker force him to walk in the opposite direction.

I am a wolf in women's clothing