God n Mum

#DevOpsWithJay Currently testing my Bash scripting and Crontab skills. I wrote a script to send me system memory usage every midnight, I set it to run every minute for now so I don’t have to stay up late to debug!

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Inter Miami complete deal to sign Casemiro as new midfielder, here we go! Verbal agreement sealed with all parties involved and all formal steps resolved, now waiting to sign and announce the Brazilian. Casemiro wants to play with Messi. Future in MLS. 🇺🇸

Generational meme unlocked thanks to Canadian coach Jesse Marsch 🇨🇦

The celebration we've been waiting for 😮‍💨🏄 @ManUtd

They re not FULANI as prime suspects in a Kdnapping case names a community CSO as one who give them g#s to carry out their operation with other members of the syndicate. EDO police moves to rrest them all

This is insane skills from Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Thierry Henry

Moment Mannymonie ask portable to give him money to eat 😂

Na scam him still dey run

me “sir please i need contraceptive” Pharmacist: “YOU WANT CONDOM”

Alexx Ekubo’s Sister Shares Heartbreaking And Teary Video On Her Social Media Handle As He Is Laid To Rest Today, Along With This Emotional Tribute Message To Him💔🥺: “Hi Bobo… It’s Crazy To Think That Within The Space Of 9 Months You Sent These Check-In Videos To Me, And Now You’re No Longer Here. Yesterday Was Hard, Bobo. I Was In So Much Disbelief And I Kept Searching For You Within The Crowd. But I Know You’re Here. I Know You’ll Always Be Here With Me. You’d Never Abandon Me. After All, It’s Mama And Bobo For Life. I Love You So Much, Bobo. I’d Give Anything To Bring You Back. Who Am I To Question God? He Takes Back The Ones He Loves, And He Has Taken You. I’m So Glad You’re In Paradise. Continue To Intercede For Me, Bobo. My Own Guardian Angel. I Love You Till The Day I Take My Very Last Breath. See You Soon, IKUKU.”♥️🕊️

This is an insane level of creativity 👏👏👏👏

This Nigerian guy just made this small shot on the street of Canada and got the surprise of his life…. Just wait for it 🥹❤️

Na money I come withdraw o, which one be pilot dey call me for back? I book flight?

Yes, they exist. Take me for example, if I eat rice and beans with stew and cow meat, my stomach go swell

“First of all F**k APC, APC has done a terrible job, this administration and the previous administration are very terrible” ~ Ycee says

women talk about sex like it’s something done to them and not with them.

Kwara, Ekiti is gone. Oyo is gone. Ondo is displaced, Osun is surrounded. But Peter Obi is your problem. What kind of stupidity is this?

@WD_libra Hi, done

@Only1jbdr Hello, please can you open your DM, I will like to send a message regarding this

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Prince Adewole Adebayo the SDP presidential candidate exposes what President Tinubu told the members of IPAC who went to observe Iftar with him during the last Ramadan fast. Nigerians this will blow your minds!

Moms vs dads voice

A 42-year-old man has been jailed for taking exams and completing coursework for university students in return for payment. Shahid Adnan made more than £300,000 through his fraudulent activity. Read more: orlo.uk/ugHsr