Usman Ellahie

(At my 1st ISIS meeting) Did you say you wanted white zinfandel or to smite infidels?

When you regret telling your girl to run for president

Inna lillahi wa inna ilaihi raji'un, though his body lives, his spirit will never recover

Mom just got an iPhone. Couldn't find the home button 😆😆

Phone still connects automatically to Crunchy's wifi 👌

Apparently Dan Bailey was the most accurate kicker in the nfl

Great start to the 2nd half guys

The #NFLPlayoffs... Because the last time @dallascowboys & @Lions met in the postseason, @BarrySanders did THIS. on.nfl.com/1w4KMay

My mind going crazy but I still look hella calm #logic #UnderPressure

@Vincent22J cool story bro

@Vincent22J #strugglebus #allaboard

12 Reasons Why Living In France Is Awesome moreti.me/1vNZ3dG #lifehack

[Beginning of 3rd Hobbit Movie] "Previously on Hobbit..." [First two movies play in their entirety]

Scott Sterling!!!!!!

You have all week to serve us rape in the form of an exam, and yet you choose the last fucking day of the week

What could I have possibly done to not be able to go to my last Rama as a student

Who schedules an exam for Friday morning at 7:45?

Just sank in that this is my last week of classes. Not sure if I'm ready to accept it yet